Terrible gas!

[Tracy68]

Oh man! Last night as I drifted off to sleep almost in a state of hypoxia due to the toxic build up of gases in the bedroom I was having these wild thoughts of inventing some kind of undergarment to contain "odours".
I even came up with a name - 'farty pants!"
Well.....wouldn't cha know it - it's already been done! I can't believe someone stole my invention!

Farty Pants - Designed To Mask The Smell Of Flatulence (GALLERY)

 

[EvilGnome6]

More fibre in our diets?

That would make it worse, actually.

 

[Beans]

I just had to say that when I was looking on the main page of this forum and saw this thread titled "terrible gas!", I noticed that the last post was made by Beans. I had to laugh! Of course, I just ruined it so Beans, would you post again please?

Hahaha, just for you!

 

[Mary Kay]

Just take some beano! LOL It's normal and will "pass". Give it 2 weeks to a month. Now you get to break out in zits too...so attractive !

 

[Tracy68]

I have no idea what beano is? I keep seeing cans of baked beans in my mind whenever someone mentions it.

Update......... I am no longer "emitting" with as much intensity and I think stopping the fish oil tablets has helped. (6 a day was probably WAAAY too many. I'm surprised I didn't grow gills!)
There is still a bloating problem and a constipation problem Prunes are becoming my best friend.

 

[Daisylee]

Just take some beano! LOL It's normal and will "pass". Give it 2 weeks to a month. Now you get to break out in zits too...so attractive !

After 3 months of straight vaping the only thing that's 'passed' at my house is so vile I'm contemplating building an outhouse in the backyard. My husband swears I'm trying to kill him off for the insurance.

 

[kritter]

Tis music to the ears!! Just think about all the people you don't like and visit and share your song!

 

[DaveP]

Quote Originally Posted by Tracy68 View Post
More fibre in our diets?

That would make it worse, actually.

Actually, the faster food travels through your system, the less flatulence you experience. Fiber pushes and shortens the transit time. Grapefruit juice also aids in rapid transit. Some prescription medicines caution you to stay away from grapefruit juice because it can alter the serum concentration in your system (bio-availability). Check the labels.

 

[nonmalum]

Farting out...toxins?!
What?

I have noticed considerable increase in rankness relative to increased protein/fiber intake.
Analyze your diet, and water intake along with your bowel regularity in conjunction with your vaping practices. You may notice that vaping increases your propensity towards bowel movements, due possibly to nicotine stimulation of bowels, you may have noticed that the closer you are to unleashing your feces, the more foul your emanations become.

Please let us know how your analysis goes.

This thread has over 1000 views, and 27 posts, I found that funny.

 

[meems]

I blame your fish oil...metamucil will bloat you for a little bit when you start, so start small & build up, it really is great for your system, doesn't matter if you are fast or slow, it will help regulate. It's a critical part of my UC treatment.

 

[Tracy68]

Quite frankly - can we be anything other than frank on a thread like this?......that now after having stopped vaping and gone back to cigarettes and now stopped the cigarettes and gone back to vaping, that the issue here is constipation. This is what I think anyway because the nicotine you get from smoking seems to keep everything in order. When you stop and only vape is when things go awry.
I do also suspect though that with me the VG caused a gas problem. My husband is vaping VG and now HE reeks to high heaven.

 

[hairball]

I see this thread getting really smelly........someone please open a window! ROTFLMAO

 

[JonesJustJones]

Chipotle Burritos?

 

[pounder]

I know we all were farting roses and orange blossoms prior to vaping. Changes in diet ,beano and all the fiber in the world will not defeat the old methane bomb once you release the Cracken. Quit blameing the dog your kids and vapeing.

 

[pounder]

I know we were all farting roses and orange blossoms prior to vaping. Changes in diet,beano and all the fiber in the world will never defeat the old methane bomb once you release the Cracken.You all have been elevated to Master Gas Blasters.May the force of the vape be upon you all.