TexasT's House

[Glam]

I was only messing with you Pokey, Irenes not really my name.
I do have a good friend named Irene though, and she has a great sense of humor about it, since we have, over the years done terrible things with her name...
xoxo

Hey.....what do you call an oriental person with one leg?

 

[technovapir]

Hey.....what do you call an oriental person with one leg?

You are very very naughty grams!

 

[TexasT]

Okay gramva, I'll bite ... what?

BTW went to the Wound Care today, they didn't do anything but talk. We could have done it on the phone and saved me 60 miles of driving ... oh well. Got the script filled and the redness and some of the swelling is going away already. Course those two big shots yesterday probably had a lot to do with it.

Ha, ha, ha ... they can't schedule to sleep study until the end of November! Ha, ha, ha!!!

They've increased the rain per centage to 50% here, bu we still haven't seen any of it yet.

And now, Miss salem. Please get better. We need you well soooo bad. Your the focus of all of our attention now, so I hope your feeling well real soon.

TT

 

[Sdh]

Don't you love consults TT? I hope your getting some antibiotic for your cellulitis.

Hopefully Salem will start to feel better as well.

I am cooking right now....

 

[Sdh]

Hey I want the ending to the joke! Please!

 

[Glam]

You are very very naughty grams!

My real name is Chin Tu Phat.

 

[Glam]

Hey I want the ending to the joke! Please!

The answer is I rean. (orientals say our L as an R.) Remember, you asked!

So solly.

 

[Glam]

Everyone has gone away.....I suppose I put my foot in my mouth and you all are from China, Korea, or Japan.

Did I offend anyone--if so I am sorry. If any of you are oriental, my intent only was to make us laugh--not to insult. Laughing is at the top of my needs list, and I am not a politically correct person so some of my laughs may make some gasp. So if you are oriental, please forgive me. I am Polish, and laugh the loudest in the room at Polish jokes.

 

[salemgold]

Everyone has gone away.....I suppose I put my foot in my mouth and you all are from China, Korea, or Japan.

Did I offend anyone--if so I am sorry. If any of you are oriental, my intent only was to make us laugh--not to insult. Laughing is at the top of my needs list, and I am not a politically correct person so some of my laughs may make some gasp. So if you are oriental, please forgive me. I am Polish, and laugh the loudest in the room at Polish jokes.

I am Irish and Polish grams and can laugh with the rest of them. I seriously doubt that you offended anyone. If that was possible I would have run them all off long ago

 

[SecondChance]

I think your good gram, just a lull in the action here!!! Some are not feeling well, myself included and others are prolly just busy with some real world stuff... They will be back...

Trust me if I can't chase um away after all this time.... I am quite sure your joke is not gonna!!

SC

 

[SecondChance]

LOL, we are too much alike salem

SC

 

[technovapir]

I think your good gram, just a lull in the action here!!! Some are not feeling well, myself included and others are prolly just busy with some real world stuff...
SC

OH NO SC, are you sick now too??
I'm keeping my face mask on now so none of you can cough on me!
I hope everyone feels better soon!

 

[Glam]

You guys just made me feel a lot better. I really did think--what if someone here is oriental? But I do know you all have a great sense of humor. My husband has said to me (a lot), "I can't believe you just said that." So I do insert foot in mouth quite often.....but I do love you guys, and really am happy you have let me come here to plop. Would never intentionally hurt any one's feelings.

And what is wrong with SC tonight?

 

[SecondChance]

SC, has apparently been hangin around this bunch too long! Specially TT, he is always gettin me in trouble....

I have a stomach ailment that I thought was a virus but it has now gone on for too long, like 9 days...so I fear somethin a bit more sinister here. I have an appointment with the Doc in the morning to find out....

And I just know he is gonna want to take all those thingamybobs and whatgahickies and start pokin around, put stuff where nobody should be puttin stuff.....Ugh! Ya know... I am dreadin it!!

SC

 

[Pokeygizmo]

I am Irish and Polish grams and can laugh with the rest of them. I seriously doubt that you offended anyone. If that was possible I would have run them all off long ago

And then there's me, gramva. They still let me come back...and look at my mouth.

No worries! I am just sub-par in the wit department. It's a "likey" button kinda thing going on over here, tonight.

 

[salemgold]

You guys just made me feel a lot better. I really did think--what if someone here is oriental? But I do know you all have a great sense of humor. My husband has said to me (a lot), "I can't believe you just said that." So I do insert foot in mouth quite often.....but I do love you guys, and really am happy you have let me come here to plop. Would never intentionally hurt any one's feelings.

And what is wrong with SC tonight?

Trust me if we do have orientals in the crowd they have the same sense of humor that we do or they probably would not still be hanging around lol

 

[TexasT]

Hey you guys, I'm awake!

Our rain chance was raised to a blazing 50% today.

We didn't get any rain but we did get one clap of thunder! And it sounded great. But that was it.

Hey Sdh, yeah on the antibiotics. I had two shots in the booty and two bottles of pills. Everything seems to be improving.

Right now we need to get salem and SecondRound all better! Pokey told tib right, this place is becoming a field hospital. We can't be having that. We need everyone happy and healthy.

SecondChance ... did you see that I went ahead and told everyone your middle name was Irene and that you had been named after old granny Irene and that they never cut your hair until you was about 35 and your made a real pretty Irene? Well, I know. I lied about the part where you made a real pretty Irene.

Hurry up and get better!!!

TT

 

[salemgold]

SC, has apparently been hangin around this bunch too long! Specially TT, he is always gettin me in trouble....

I have a stomach ailment that I thought was a virus but it has now gone on for too long, like 9 days...so I fear somethin a bit more sinister here. I have an appointment with the Doc in the morning to find out....

And I just know he is gonna want to take all those thingamybobs and whatgahickies and start pokin around, put stuff where nobody should be puttin stuff.....Ugh! Ya know... I am dreadin it!!

SC

DAYUM! What the hay is going on around here? I am going to be like TT with his church buddies soon and have to stop hanging out in this pew lol

I hope that you feel better soon SC! Go and get checked out! Don't be a typical man and wait until it gets really bad lol

 

[salemgold]

Hey you guys, I'm awake!

Our rain chance was raised to a blazing 50% today.

We didn't get any rain but we did get one clap of thunder! And it sounded great. But that was it.

Hey Sdh, yeah on the antibiotics. I had two shots in the booty and two bottles of pills. Everything seems to be improving.

Right now we need to get salem and SecondRound all better! Pokey told tib right, this place is becoming a field hospital. We can't be having that. We need everyone happy and healthy.

SecondChance ... did you see that I went ahead and told everyone your middle name was Irene and that you had been named after old granny Irene and that they never cut your hair until you was about 35 and your made a real pretty Irene? Well, I know. I lied about the part where you made a real pretty Irene.

Hurry up and get better!!!

TT

I am feeling a tad better TT Still not quite up to snuff but I started taking meds last night ( I hate to) and might be coming around. I know that it is way too early for the flu but would swear thats what this is

 

[SecondChance]

T, I did see that ya gave up the family secret!! Man o Man if Grammy were still here ya just know she'd be tannin you hide about now!! LOL

Hey you do realize that now everyone knows that my initials are SIC....

SIC