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[SecondChance]

Oh Gosh! Thanks gram, always good to be treated like somebody!!

I heard the reports on the earthquake....sure glad there were no big injuries or major damage... Well except Pad's chair of course.

Can't wait to see pics of that awesome backsplash gram.... hurry up!! LOL

And yes more tests. Ugh! They want to see pics of my inner workins to see if all my parts are there!! Wow ain't they gonna be surprised when they see my heart is 4 times too small and my beer gut is 5 times too big.

SC

 

[salemgold]

Oh Gosh! Thanks gram, always good to be treated like somebody!!

I heard the reports on the earthquake....sure glad there were no big injuries or major damage... Well except Pad's chair of course.

Can't wait to see pics of that awesome backsplash gram.... hurry up!! LOL

And yes more tests. Ugh! They want to see pics of my inner workins to see if all my parts are there!! Wow ain't they gonna be surprised when they see my heart is 4 times too small and my beer gut is 5 times too big.

SC

Is it a colonoscopy SC? I agree with Sd. The process of elimination (no pun intended) is exactly how they diagnose things these days Just hang in there. You will be done with all of the tests before you know it only to find that you need to eat more fiber unless they diagnose you with their old stand by of diverticulitis

On the other hand they may go in with the scope only to find out what we already know.
That you are FOS

J/K SC! I had to say it

 

[SecondChance]

salem, did you just say colonoscopy in public???? That one is still in the negotiation stage.

Going to do some ultrasound and perhaps CT stuff... Wow I really share a lot with you guys!!!


And who knows from there??

SC

BTW They can keep that Proctoscope too!!! lol

 

[TexasT]

Hummm, CT scan and ultra-sound ... even I know what that's about.

I'll bet you have roughly the same problems I do. Or at least that's what their ruling out.

Boy, on top of everything else I have a plugged carbonation artery (or something like that) but the other one is in pretty fair shape. So I'm still able to think all by myself. Probably not really necessary since my wife does all that for me anyhow ....

But LastBreath, take care of yourself, eat your danged oatmeal and get that cholesterol down, exercise regulatory (put a beer in each hand) so your belly will fit in that CT Scan machine.

The last time they put me inside one of those things ... I had just watched a program the night before on cremation and I layed there and scared the s&$% out of myself! It wasn't pretty. A grown man my size screaming like a girl and crying like a baby.

TT

 

[technovapir]

salem, did you just say colonoscopy in public???? That one is still in the negotiation stage. Going to do some ultrasound and perhaps CT stuff... Wow I really share a lot with you guys!!!
And who knows from there?? SC BTW They can keep that Proctoscope too!!! lol

Gosh SC, I sure hope they find something "easy to fix" in you!
I've been going through every ghastly test invented for the last 3 years trying to figure out my tummy troubles. They still are only guessing...enough to give me tons of pain killers & other scary chemicals. Arggg!
Flirting with nurses did me no good at all. sigh. Wrong kind of nurses I guess.
Anyway, wishing you have better luck than I...

 

[Pokeygizmo]

The last time they put me inside one of those things ... I had just watched a program the night before on cremation and I layed there and scared the s&$% out of myself! It wasn't pretty. A grown man my size screaming like a girl and crying like a baby.

TT

I'm laughing so hard I can't type (or at least that's my excuse, anyways).

I so needed that, TT - thanks.

SecondChance,SC,SIC, Last Breath - I'm so sorry to hear that you've joined the crowd in the back pew. Sigh. What am I going to do with y'all?

But, seriously, I am sorry to hear that the tests invoked more testing instead of finding answers and fixes...I'll be thinking of you and sending positivie thoughts your way, as well. Do keep us posted - you can just allude to the gory details if you like, lol.

 

[salemgold]

Hummm, CT scan and ultra-sound ... even I know what that's about.

I'll bet you have roughly the same problems I do. Or at least that's what their ruling out.

Boy, on top of everything else I have a plugged carbonation artery (or something like that) but the other one is in pretty fair shape. So I'm still able to think all by myself. Probably not really necessary since my wife does all that for me anyhow ....

But LastBreath, take care of yourself, eat your danged oatmeal and get that cholesterol down, exercise regulatory (put a beer in each hand) so your belly will fit in that CT Scan machine.

The last time they put me inside one of those things ... I had just watched a program the night before on cremation and I layed there and scared the s&$% out of myself! It wasn't pretty. A grown man my size screaming like a girl and crying like a baby.

TT

LOL ask for a few valium or xanax next time TT

 

[salemgold]

LOL ask for a few valium or xanax next time TT

Although many of us here would pay good $ to hear you scream like a girl! lol

 

[SecondChance]

Although many of us here would pay good $ to hear you scream like a girl! lol

Hey I have already heard him scream like a girl.... And trust me it is worth the ticket price....

SC

 

[SecondChance]

I'm laughing so hard I can't type (or at least that's my excuse, anyways).

I so needed that, TT - thanks.

SecondChance,SC,SIC, Last Breath - I'm so sorry to hear that you've joined the crowd in the back pew. Sigh. What am I going to do with y'all?

But, seriously, I am sorry to hear that the tests invoked more testing instead of finding answers and fixes...I'll be thinking of you and sending positivie thoughts your way, as well. Do keep us posted - you can just allude to the gory details if you like, lol.

Thanks Pokey, I am sure all will be fine.... just a PITA! Literally!

SC

 

[salemgold]

Hey I have already heard him scream like a girl.... And trust me it is worth the ticket price....

SC

OK SC I don't think that any of us want to know just how you accomplished that

ROFLMAO

ummmm under the covers lol

 

[salemgold]

SC you are just too much fun to mess with on the forum lol

 

[salemgold]

He sets himself up like that and expects me to be able to control my SIC sense of humor

 

[SecondChance]

SC you are just too much fun to mess with on the forum lol

Sure kick a guy when he's down!!

SC

 

[TexasT]

OK SC I don't think that any of us want to know just how you accomplished that

ROFLMAO

ummmm under the covers lol

I USED to really like you salem .... USED to!

TT

 

[salemgold]

AWE! OK I will control myself

 

[SecondChance]

He sets himself up like that and expects me to be able to control my SIC sense of humor

And Yes Maam! I do expect you to behave like the Southern Lady you are!!!

Wow did I just sound like you Mom or what??? LOL

SC

 

[salemgold]

My mom is a hard core New Yorker so I never heard her sound like that

 

[salemgold]

OK now I feel bad Back to bed with me.

 

[TexasT]

I swear, there are rain showers all around us ... we can hear a lot of thunder ... and not a droplet of rain.

Why??? SIC, its because you lead these girls on with your stories! No rain! That's the punishment we get!

I need to send the wife to doctor you. You won't need a proctologist! You'll have stretch marks where you don't need them!

TT