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TexasT

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OK so after some back reading let me see if I got it all.
everyone had grilled mac & cheese sandwiches, TT got a big margarita and went out to mow the back 40 wearing nothing but an apron and the girls are defrosting their freezers in the nude.

Yeah ... I like your version best!

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TexasT

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Your wife's computer was ten years old! :ohmy: She is so going to be happy.

And careful out there mowing...don't run over any relatives. :facepalm: :laugh:

No dear, I bought her computer USED ten years ago and it was probably seven or eight years old then!!! In case I've never mentioned it ...my darling, lovely wife is a tightwad. She nearly faints writing a check at the grocery store. I've begged her for years to get another computer, but she just said hers was fine for what she did. So hers is a good 18 years old and truly belongs in the Bill Gates Museum!

Then she got into using mine and really liked it. So she told me to get a new one for myself and give her the one I had and I've had mine hooked up for her for a few weeks now and she's really enjoying it.

And now, this evening, my new computer will be here. This things gonna be smokin' with everything I have in it!!!

And I didn't run over any relatives with the tractor while I was mowing, but if that sap sucker had been here I'd have sure tried and just would have had to tell God it was an accident.

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Ha, so your the one that slows the line down by writing a check at the grocery store instead of just swiping your debit card.

I got behind a lady last year that only had a loaf of bread and when it was all rung up she pulled out her check book. I told the cashier to just void the transaction and told the lady that I would pay for it if she would just take it and GO!. My wife slapped me on the arm and the lady huffed. 10 min.s later she got through writing the check and the cashier ran it through the machine and gave it back to her. it took another 10 min.s to explain to her that checks don't go through the bank anymore. then she said that "Well, I might as well have used this thing then". and flashed her debit card. At that point my wife put her hand over my mouth. (I bit her finger).
 

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No dear, I bought her computer USED ten years ago and it was probably seven or eight years old then!!! In case I've never mentioned it ...my darling, lovely wife is a tightwad. She nearly faints writing a check at the grocery store. I've begged her for years to get another computer, but she just said hers was fine for what she did. So hers is a good 18 years old and truly belongs in the Bill Gates Museum!

Then she got into using mine and really liked it. So she told me to get a new one for myself and give her the one I had and I've had mine hooked up for her for a few weeks now and she's really enjoying it.

And now, this evening, my new computer will be here. This things gonna be smokin' with everything I have in it!!!

And I didn't run over any relatives with the tractor while I was mowing, but if that sap sucker had been here I'd have sure tried and just would have had to tell God it was an accident.

TT

Well I sort of know where she is coming from because I'm sort of tight fisted with the bucks myself. If I make the month under budget, then we get to get carried away! :laugh:

I do swear DH can come up with more excuses about getting into savings and I go nope....nope....nope!
 
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