TexasT's House

[TexasT]

Hey, good morning Pokey.

After you get caught up I need some advice on what to do about that crazed chicken!

Any and all help, or suggestions or advice or devious plans will be appreciated!

TT

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Morning, TT.

Didn't expect to see you here so early...that chicken's got you worried, I can tell. Kept you from sleeping, eh?

 

[tgcrna]

Well, isn't this just a fine mess around here...
I've been accused of whippin' up on TT and starting to act like him, too;
TT's hearing aid is stuck up his ....;
Techno is lost and confused thinking that this thread should be making sense and it isn't;
And the chicken still lives.

TT, you've got your work cut out for you, that's for sure. That'll teach me to abandon you guys; that was a lot going on around here for one evening, lol.

That's right Pokey! You need to stick around to take up for yourself and keep everybody on the straight and narrow. ;-}

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Well, doggone it, look at that! T's here too?

I'm not used to all this company in the morning - usually I am just quietly lurking around, catching up by my lonesome, lol.

And talking to myself.

 

[TexasT]

You got that right.

I'm afraid to go out on the porch and drink my coffee!

I'm kinda in hiding!

TT

 

[Ever1ast]

Morning TT...which way to the buffet?

 

[Pokeygizmo]

I'll think on it a bit, TT. This chicken sounds like she may be out of my league on knowing how to handle.

Unless you just shoot her through the window like any other self-respecting redneck around these parts would do.

 

[tgcrna]

Hey, good morning Pokey.

After you get caught up I need some advice on what to do about that crazed chicken!

Any and all help, or suggestions or advice or devious plans will be appreciated!

TT

Morning! I know you asked Pokey for advice, but I'll add my . You say that chicken goes insane in the heat?? All you gotta do is provide a nice, air-conditioned coop for her! She'll be happy and your manly region will be safe

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Morning, Ever!

Buffet? TT's hasn't had time to prep for that...he's being stalked by a Killer Chicken.

 

[TexasT]

Morning TT...which way to the buffet?

Soon as I kill that danged chicken we're gonna have us a big feed going on around here!

Stick around!

LOL, I have a number of Forums I stick my nose into and last night this was the ONLY place where there was any action!

But you know, I'm really worried about techno being lost and confused!

We have to help her ... somehow.

TT

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Morning! I know you asked Pokey for advice, but I'll add my . You say that chicken goes insane in the heat?? All you gotta do is provide a nice, air-conditioned coop for her! She'll be happy and your manly region will be safe

Now, T is the voice of calm and reason here. Are you have to do, like with any woman, is tend to her needs and she'll be happy and pay you back in kind.

LOL!

 

[TexasT]

Morning! I know you asked Pokey for advice, but I'll add my . You say that chicken goes insane in the heat?? All you gotta do is provide a nice, air-conditioned coop for her! She'll be happy and your manly region will be safe

I will happily accept and and all ideas ... all you guys are my friends and I know your here to help me.

But where am I supposed to come up with an air conditioned coop? I only have one fan and its in the living room sitting on the washing machine blowing on you-know-who!

TT

 

[Pokeygizmo]

You're a popular and very busy man, TT, I know.

So many threads; so little time.

And me, always late to the party.

 

[TexasT]

And me, always late to the party.

Yeah but your so sweet and pretty that nothing really starts until you get there!

TT

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Aw gee ,TT, now I see what's going on with your chicken -- she's jealous of how you sweet talk me!

 

[TexasT]

You know, you could have a point there.

That danged chicken does like to roost on my monitor when the weather is better.

Hey, did I tell you there's areas around here where they are forecasting it will reach 112 degrees today - real air temperature?

That danged chicken is going to be on the war path!!!

TT

 

[tgcrna]

Now, T is the voice of calm and reason here. Are you have to do, like with any woman, is tend to her needs and she'll be happy and pay you back in kind.

LOL!

AND your manly regions will stay safe!! LOL

 

[Pokeygizmo]

112 is hot.

But not as hot as that chicken's going to be if you don't do something about her.

Ain't you got a rooster around there to wear her down or sumthin'?

Or, is she one of those chickens - a "man-hating" chicken - and that's why she's got it out for you, TT?

Just because you're so manly...

 

[TexasT]

AND your manly regions will stay safe!! LOL

I need to fix me up some body armor of some kind.

I wonder if they sell cast iron jock straps? I might check the hardware store.

I have to do something to protect myself!

TT

 

[LostVapeMonster]

Good morning House gang. How is everyone on this fine hump day?