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TexasT

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112 is hot.

But not as hot as that chicken's going to be if you don't do something about her.

Ain't you got a rooster around there to wear her down or sumthin'?

Or, is she one of those chickens - a "man-hating" chicken - and that's why she's got it out for you, TT?

Just because you're so manly...

That danged chicken has gone through three roosters!

Every morning all three of them just sit out there on the fence and say "chit, ooohhh chit, chit."

I don't think she's a man-hater, probably the opposite in fact.

And maybe that's her problem. Maybe she wants me to ... no .... that was a long time .... never mind.

TT
 

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I'm sure Mrs. TT would greatly appreciate that too! :laugh:
Man I would not want to be in those areas you said were gonna be around 112 today. Yikes! We are just starting a little bit of a cool down in my neck of the woods. :)
I need to fix me up some body armor of some kind.

I wonder if they sell cast iron jock straps? I might check the hardware store.

I have to do something to protect myself!

TT
 

TexasT

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Is this one of those stories with a modicum of truth in it? LOL

Well ... no .... yes .... well ....

it was my mother that accused me but she ALWAYS accused me. Seems none of those other boys ever did anything!

But I never confessed to anything and like I said, it was never proven.

I guess it did stop though after she whopped me.

TT
 
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