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Well we are all waiting to hear Second Breaths opinion on your gift after he receives it
And as for Free, she was just content to stop by and steal all of the Eggos and poof she's gone lol
And Pokey's fading fast but had to stop by and say hello. Even if she did miss an opportunity to run on about something in one of TT's fabulous stories; or, open the door for him to tell the next one...
Lub,
PP
(Pooped Pokey)
Lub,
PP
(Pooped Pokey)
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Gee brother T, you are just too dang nice!!! I mean reallly givin up the emergency jar and everything... to send me some rain water.....hey wait a minute, are you sure this is rain water T???? I got a bad feelin about this.
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Poor old SecondChance.
Dad and Mom had so many of us kids that they started running out of names and they started naming kids after things around the farm. SecondChance was named after an old mule they had.
It was the first day of school and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got to my brother the boy stood up and said my name is 'SecondChance.'
The teacher said, 'I need your real name boy, to which the lad replied, 'It's SecondChance, sir....Really.'
The teacher was very upset and said, 'All right young man, take yourself right down to the Principal's office this minute.'
SecondChance pushed himself out of his chair, turned to his sister and said, 'C'mon, 'Poopy Pokey', he ain't gonna believe you, either.'
And that's just the way that happened.
TT
Dad and Mom had so many of us kids that they started running out of names and they started naming kids after things around the farm. SecondChance was named after an old mule they had.
It was the first day of school and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got to my brother the boy stood up and said my name is 'SecondChance.'
The teacher said, 'I need your real name boy, to which the lad replied, 'It's SecondChance, sir....Really.'
The teacher was very upset and said, 'All right young man, take yourself right down to the Principal's office this minute.'
SecondChance pushed himself out of his chair, turned to his sister and said, 'C'mon, 'Poopy Pokey', he ain't gonna believe you, either.'
And that's just the way that happened.
TT
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LOL, when I was a little kid, Cousin K-Space came and lived with us for a while on the farm. One day a neighbor farmer came by the house and I answered the door.
'Is your Dad home?' the neighbor asked?
'No, sir, he ain't,' I said. 'He went into town.'
'Well, then,' said the neighbor, is your Mom here?'
'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.'
'How about your older brother? Is he here?'
'He went with Mom and Dad,' I said..
The neighbor stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself.
'Is there anything I can do for you I asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad.'
'Well, it's difficult,' said the neighbor uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your cousin K-Space getting my daughter pregnant.'
I thought for for a moment and said, 'You would have to talk to Pa about that.' 'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $600 for the bull and $60 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for K-Space.'
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'Is your Dad home?' the neighbor asked?
'No, sir, he ain't,' I said. 'He went into town.'
'Well, then,' said the neighbor, is your Mom here?'
'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.'
'How about your older brother? Is he here?'
'He went with Mom and Dad,' I said..
The neighbor stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself.
'Is there anything I can do for you I asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad.'
'Well, it's difficult,' said the neighbor uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your cousin K-Space getting my daughter pregnant.'
I thought for for a moment and said, 'You would have to talk to Pa about that.' 'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $600 for the bull and $60 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for K-Space.'
TT
To be immortalized in a TT Tall Tale is an honor, indeed; I am starting the day off with a laugh and a smile.
It doesn't get much better than that.
It doesn't get much better than that.
Morning, ASN.
Dropping by to say hi. I have mostly caught up with the threads I've been needing to get through - can't vape well if you don't read, read, read y'know. Too much to learn; too much changes too fast.
Hope everyone's doing alright this morning...I'm outta here for now and will visit with the "gang" later. Things to do, people to see, my fans anxiously await my appearance
Dropping by to say hi. I have mostly caught up with the threads I've been needing to get through - can't vape well if you don't read, read, read y'know. Too much to learn; too much changes too fast.
Hope everyone's doing alright this morning...I'm outta here for now and will visit with the "gang" later. Things to do, people to see, my fans anxiously await my appearance
Last night my wife fixed me a big Portabella mushroom (is that spelled right) and she mixes herbed bread crumbs with an egg, lots of cilantro, mozzarella cheese, onion, a tiny bit of garlic, tablespoon of real butter, cut up shrimp and sea scallops and then brushes the entire mushroom with soft, real butter on both sides and packs all this into the cap of the mushroom. Then she covers that with cheddar cheese and "tents" foil over it and bakes it.
I mean ... this is sooo good you'll hurt yourself! You'll want to go out and slap the hogs!
Well today is going to be a big day for me. The latest issue of Hog Hunter magazine ought to be at the Post Office so I'll read all that exciting stuff then my dog and I will go out and take a nap on the plaid couch in the front yard by the boat. A man's gotta get his rest.
My Sociable Security check they send me every month comes today so we'll probably get all dressed up and we'll put on shoes and go to WallyMart. I guess y'all don't need to ever worry about getting those Sociable Security checks. I don't know why they send them to me ... I don't do no work or nuthin' to get them. Ain't going to either.
But its a lot of fun at WallyMart. I get to visit with all my friends and we tell stories on each other.
Well, I need to get busy. I need to pet my dog for a while then go to the Post Office then read my magazine and take a nap. I'm like Pokey, just busy, busy, busy. I think I need to slow down a little bit.
Y'all have fun at work!
Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
TT
I mean ... this is sooo good you'll hurt yourself! You'll want to go out and slap the hogs!
Well today is going to be a big day for me. The latest issue of Hog Hunter magazine ought to be at the Post Office so I'll read all that exciting stuff then my dog and I will go out and take a nap on the plaid couch in the front yard by the boat. A man's gotta get his rest.
My Sociable Security check they send me every month comes today so we'll probably get all dressed up and we'll put on shoes and go to WallyMart. I guess y'all don't need to ever worry about getting those Sociable Security checks. I don't know why they send them to me ... I don't do no work or nuthin' to get them. Ain't going to either.
But its a lot of fun at WallyMart. I get to visit with all my friends and we tell stories on each other.
Well, I need to get busy. I need to pet my dog for a while then go to the Post Office then read my magazine and take a nap. I'm like Pokey, just busy, busy, busy. I think I need to slow down a little bit.
Y'all have fun at work!
Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
TT
Man that does sound goooood! I will have to try that recipe
She says she bakes it at 350 degrees for 35 minutes.
Be sure to hide your hogs first, cause I swear, its so good your be out there slapping them!
TT
That does sound good!! And I didn't get an invite for dinner?? What is up with that T??? Shoot I would have thought you would share somethin that good with me. Heck I'd go slap them hogs for ya if you fed me a meal like that!! Oh wait I meant I would hide them hogs... Check.
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Oh wait I meant I would hide them hogs... Check.SC
That does sound good!! And I didn't get an invite for dinner?? What is up with that T??? Shoot I would have thought you would share somethin that good with me. Heck I'd go slap them hogs for ya if you fed me a meal like that!!
SC
You're still at the principals office....feel lucky if you get the school cafeteria lunch.
Well, I still don't like that loud hard rocking music, but I don't mean to denigrate those
who do.
And for the people who like that loud hard rocking music ... denigrate means
"put down."
TT
who do.
And for the people who like that loud hard rocking music ... denigrate means
"put down."
TT
But that loud hard rockin music is what made me so smart so I know what degenerate means
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