The Answer is a Question

[RippleInStillWater]

Does the pope poop in the woods?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can't the pope afford better accomodations?

 

[Prism]

Are you sure it is not just some guy pretending to be the pope?

 

[thorn]

how do we know you aren't pretending to be bob?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Why on God's green earth would anyone pretend to be bob?

 

[loxmythe]

So is it ok to pretend to be bob on other planets??

 

[Prism]

Are you saying there are Bob's on other planets

 

[loxmythe]

Would that be considered proof that there's no intelligent life out there?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Y'know how the moon has 1/6th of earth's gravity? Could the cutoff for intelligence be 1/6th of earth's, elsewhere?

 

[Vapture]

Would Bob consider that proof?

Is a man still a man if his intelligence has been cutoff?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Wait! Isn't a man's intelligence cut off on a frequent basis - in fact, numerous times per day?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What? Do you mean if he's single?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you know married men have the, umm, urges and, ummm ............. should I even ask this question? ROFLMAO!!!!

 

[beebopnjazz]

Haven't there been studies indicating how many times a day a man thinks about such things?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Oh, and how do they know what a man's been thinking? Have the men been caught hitting on the surveyors?

 

[loxmythe]

So why do women ask "what are you thinking?" if they already know?

 

[beebopnjazz]

How many times there's a "rise" a day perhaps?

 

[loxmythe]

Should I put a bell on it??

 

[beebopnjazz]

Ummmm......if you're not having "those" thoughts, doesn't the bell simply fall to the floor?

 

[loxmythe]

Why? Did you find one on the floor??