The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't it confusing when people blend in with the sofa?

 

[Vapture]

How big a stir stick would you need to blend people? [first pondered by sofa king ... ......ed]

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Have you never heard about blenders?



But we all know, I'm a rule-breaker! - Justin Bieber

 

[Vapture]

Would you refer to interracial couples creating offspring as blenders? [not that here is anything wrong with that]

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Justin Bieber : rule breaker, rebel, ... a haircut waiting to happen.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do blenders have other uses than margaritas and daquiris?

 

[Vapture]

if you were wearing roller skates while using a blender, would you spin, chop, puree or twirl?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't the obvious answer twirl?

 

[beebopnjazz]

If wearing your tu-tu, can you post a pic?

 

[Vapture]

How do I keep the skirt portion from rising when I twirl? [makes me look like Pinocchio ]

 

[Prism]

Have you tried a girdle?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't a few turns of duct tape look more manly?

 

[Prism]

Do you really think so?

 

[Vapture]

How are cheap sex dolls for handymen made ... (this week on modern engineering marvels ... also solid reasoning why sometimes, the simpliest solution is to,... up the medication)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can't handymen make their own dolls?

 

[loxmythe]

If they're "handy" why do they need dolls?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are their hands free?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Bluetooth perhaps?

 

[Vapture]

One tooth, perhaps ... ... ... but still a `killer`smile. (I open my own cans)

(I use my old tv, as a tv stand ... don`t got a tv ... yet ... walmart greeter caught me last time. So right now, I have the tv stand by the window ... so I have something to watch ...AND it`s 3D of course, .. nothing but the best .. .. .. .. Had to do something, had all these tv dinners, from that truck that broke down last week, but I didn`t have any place to eat them .. ... ... ... ... ... plus the sunlight from the window, heats `em up right nice ................

Noticing the panties on the neighbors clothesline are definitely bigger lately .... I bet she has food ... I should check that out. ... Still, not seeing as many pets around here lately. Maybe further study is required.



Dental floss ... man what a ripoff)

 

[loxmythe]

Is there some sort of weird Canadian question in there somewhere???

 

[thorn]

What is a canadian question?