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[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know he gassed his female patients so that wasn't an option? (He 'operated' in Sterling....)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did he eat a lot of beans?

 

[thorn]

Are you an anti-dentite?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you understand why they revoked his license?!?!??!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Couldn't one of the kids take over?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Wouldn't your kids hate you if you were known as Uncle Pervy?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if your Uncle Pervy was the one who showed you a foolproof system of getting laid?

 

[Prism]

But doesn't Uncle Pervy's foolproof system land you in jail?

 

[thorn]

Did he say it was jailproof or foolproof?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know they couldn't prosecute due to the fact there was only circumstantial evidence?

Really quick, he was sued and lost everything and his license -- but took all my grandmother's estate when she dies 15 years later, cheating my family, and the SOB is still alive.........sometimes life sucks!!!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't they have lynch mobs any more?

 

[thorn]

Didn't they convert to flash mobs?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Aren't flash mobs the stupid way people pretend they know their neighbors/friends still?

 

[loxmythe]

What ever happened to "streaking"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Too many "Uncle Pervies" out there?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know I have streaked a couple times?

And no, I don't have any pictures, ladies.....and Uncle.....

 

[loxmythe]

Did you ever have your friends convince you to streak a softball game?


Turns out it was the FOP annual outing

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would that be the Fraternal Order of Police?

 

[loxmythe]

Ever see how fast angry off duty cops can run?

 

[Prism]

Why, did you have a donut hanging off your parts?