The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Was it a Boston Creme?

(or Timbits? )

 

[loxmythe]

Would you believe it was a long John?

 

[Denny Krane]

How long is the John?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

If the john isn't long enough wouldn't that be a real mess?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know this John is plenty long enough?!?!?!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Would you believe I'm always happy to see you, bob?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, wouldn't a handshake be sufficient?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you do man-hugs between two robustly hetero males like ourselves or are you weirdly anti-touching?

 

[loxmythe]

Will you throw in a manly .... slap too??

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Will you throw in a manly .... slap too??

Can it just be a pat on the back instead?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, was that your hand I felt on my back?

 

[cruelasix]

why are you moving it down right now?

 

[thorn]

Is it to reveal a tramp stamp?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't women know that their tramp stamps will look like a comical stretched silly putty images someday?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Will granny panties cover it up?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't the women who get tramp stamps think they are still hot no matter their condition and wear stamp-baring clothes until they die?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't it a shame when you see a real whale growing in front of that whale tail?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you think its as bad as the old and faded ones you see on bikers?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would you try to kick the ... of a Hell's Angel showing a little thong?