The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Do the peanuts tickle?

 

[loxmythe]

Is it true that "sometimes you feel like a nut - sometimes you don't"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would you rather go with Mounds or Almond Joy?

 

[Prism]

Why would you ask a guy that question?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Which would you rather have then?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if I just want to eat the candy?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

What if I like a nice pair of Mounds more?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are the ingredients all-natural?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't the best mounds have that look, feel, and taste of the original equipment?

 

[loxmythe]

Do rubber bones taste like T-bones to dogs?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can you tell they're fake by tasting them?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Wouldn't you say its a more 'feel' sort of thing?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

How do you keep the chocolate from melting at your touch?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Doesn't it matter if its in a bar -- or body paint?

 

[bsidb]

Your melting my body bar..OK?.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Can I admit that I am utterly confused by that question?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did someone mention udders?

 

[bsidb]

Udder butter under where?

 

[Prism]

Who's putting butter in their underwear?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the old phrase, "His sh-t don't stick"?