The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Are we all just stupider or is all of that media severely reducing our attention spans?

 

[loxmythe]

Maybe it's .........hey is that a squirrel?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did anyone see the animated movie "Up"? Are we all turning into that dog?

 

[loxmythe]

would you rather be the old man?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you really want to be trying to cop a feel from Barbara Walters?



(He pulls out "the move" around 1:20)

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Hasn't she always had a nice rack?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't you like something a little newer and less wrinkly?

 

[loxmythe]

Are you saying as you get older stuff gets wrinkly and saggy?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

What's wrong with that?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't it ever get uncomfortable having your sack swinging at knee level? (Is that why old men hitch their pants right up to their chests?)

 

[loxmythe]

Is that what men's garters are for?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't that a rather painful way to keep your socks up? Or do you lose some feeling as you get older too?

 

[beebopnjazz]

They're not for fishnets?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are men's fishnets a thing now?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Doesn't lox have a few pairs already?

 

[loxmythe]

Wanna see?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, they're control-top fishnets, right?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

I've been waiting, when are you going to post the pics?

 

[loxmythe]

Aren't you glad I closed the door?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Should we be impressed that you were able to sling 'em over the door?