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[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know I'd cut off one of your toes to play like that, too?

 

[beckyblue]

Do you know videos like that just remind me, again, that I was born three decades too late?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you know videos like that just remind me, again, that I was born three decades too late?

Is it wrong that I think no memorably good music has been made since the mid-80s except for your occasional crash-and-burn band?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Has Justin Bieber made you lose all hope?

 

[beckyblue]

Have you fiddled with Pandora to find some stuff that'll never have a chance in the devil-owned Music Industry?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

With all of those top artists praising god, do you think it might really be Jesus who's the real ...... here?

 

[beckyblue]

Where does one find the time, what with all the touchdowns to be granted?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

If God is necessary to breathe life into every new thing that comes into being, then can't he find the time to help a few of his faithful beat the point spread?

 

[beckyblue]

Did you know that some people have a neurological condition that makes them briefly fall asleep whenever they hear terms like "point spread"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is that what you call "female problems"?

 

[beckyblue]

Aren't those just a great way to get out of PE classes?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Why hasn't it ever worked for me?

 

[beckyblue]

Did you have to climb that miserable PE class rope?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know it was all climb and no fairy tale giant at the top?

 

[beckyblue]

Am I the only one who sorta misses the terrorist monkey bars pictures that used to flood the media?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know the real terrorists are arguably the War Department and the TSA?

 

[beckyblue]

Isn't this where I'm supposed to make some snide remark about you being Canadian?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

When you say that, are you aware that I'm armed with a slingshot, a squirt gun and I have a black belt in politeness?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you speak french, too, ehh?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can you carry on a whole conversation with, "'Il fait froid.' y 'Ou est la plume de ma tante?'"