The Answer is a Question

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know most of my french knowledge comes from Lady Marmalade, i.e., Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know that the french word "non" means what you think it means?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know I have heard that word many a time?

 

[beckyblue]

Did you know le cochon ivre went oui, oui, oui all the way home?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know I usually go oui oui oui into a toilet?

 

[beckyblue]

Did you know, from plenty of personal observation, you should really be praised for your aim?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

When would you like a live demonstration of my accuracy with........ummm......?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't "golden showers" sound more wonderful than it really is?

 

[Prism]

Don't ypu think that's over sharing?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't oversharing be eating lots of asparagus the night before?

 

[beckyblue]

Am I the only one who doesn't think there's such thing as oversharing?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Aren't some things better shared with the toilet?

 

[beckyblue]

Is there a toilet magnet built in to your brain (not that I haven't been accused of being overly scatological my entire life)?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't that where everybody goes for a cheap laugh?

 

[beckyblue]

Could you tell that to my mother to get her off my low-brow back?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is there such a thing as high-brow comedy or is it just a bunch of jokes about poor people?

 

[beckyblue]

Wasn't Geico's old Neanderthal campaign the only true lowbrow comedy?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Have you never seen a Pauly Shore movie?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know there were a select hundred or so people who found him amusing?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you think the fact that there's no accounting for taste would explain a lot of successful people?