The Answer is a Question

[RippleInStillWater]

Ever read some of the stuff on Axe shampoo?

Do you think men will try anything to seduce a woman -- as long as it doesn't take any real effort on their part, just a cologne or a shampoo?

 

[loxmythe]

Isn't that in fact the only reason men bathe?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't it enough that the flies find you attractive?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Can you ever forget the Fly saying "Help Me"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wasn't that the funniest part of the movie?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

What is THE funniest scene you have ever seen from a movie, the one that made you snort soda through your nose?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you remember the, uh, "lightsaber fight" from Skin Deep or that scene in Porky's where Miss Honeywell's howling was distracting those poor boys from basketball practice?

 

[loxmythe]

Both hilarious ever see the sneeze scene in the movie Hall Pass?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would the A-bomb from that girl have single-handedly won the war in that game of bathroom "battleship" played by those two girls in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle?

 

[loxmythe]

Wasn't Neil Patrick Harris the real star of those movies?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Why didn't Neil pull out his puppets then?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Are there any puppets funnier than the Muppets?

 

[loxmythe]

Does Achmed the dead terrorist count as a puppet?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you think all of the other puppets were actually ... alive?

 

[beckyblue]

Um...do you know a good friend of mine recently enjoyed a live performance of the Puppetry of the Penis (huge in Australia), and that I dare you to watch some of the video footage of those performers, even though I'm not linking to it (WOW!)?

 

[thewrightstuff]

Um Becky....did you know that this same show (the puppetry show) had an off-broadway run in NYC a few years back ? Did you know that my wife's 91-year old grandmother went to see it ? She likes to talk about it to this day !!!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you aware that there are at least two DVDs, one showing a performance and one documenting a tour as well as a book (subtitled "The Art of Genital Origami") that you can purchase?

 

[beckyblue]

But have either of you manned up enough to watch the show (some on absoluteradiouk if you need a, um, point in the right direction)?

 

[thewrightstuff]

After hearing the rather graphic description by the 91 year-old grandmother, do I feel that I still have to see it ? Could that conversation, with her using really old fashioned terms to describe body parts, be any more uncomfortable and hysterical at the time ???

 

[beckyblue]

Did she go to see it by herself? If she didn't, could you just tell me that she did because it's best in my head that way?