The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you suppose everybody at Fox News is into fermented grapes when they say stuff like this?



(Santa is fat, white and drinks lots of Coca Cola. Everybody knows that! )

 

[loxmythe]

Are fermented grapes better than sour grapes?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does that depend on whether you like sour mix in your *hic* beverage?

Sour Grape Cocktail

2 ½ oz Sour Mix
1 oz Vodka
1 oz 7-Up
1 oz Chambord Raspberry Liqueur

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Didn't you know all I drink is Diet Pepsi?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would you like a little rye in there?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Can I have some in my bread instead?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Couldn't we all do with a little more bread this Christmas?

 

[loxmythe]

Are you the bank robber that was involved in this high speed chase?

http://youtu.be/0YiVchVOZhc

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you want some Bread?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Whatever happened to those guys? Did that loaf finally get pinched?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Didn't we have Meatloaf for dinner?!?!?!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are the meatballs okay in those tight pants?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Have you ever gotten the boys pinched by the dreaded denim? 8-o8-o8-o

 

[bobsyeruncle]

If it saves 'em from the dreaded zipper, isn't it all good?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you think I can post that clip from There's Something About Mary?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know I may be scarred for life because of that scene?

 

[loxmythe]

How did the beans get above the frank?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Should the beans be separated from the frank?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't that called a vasectomy?

 

[kelli]

honestly, how do you guys walk around with those things?