The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you, um, Mr. Jaws?


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[thorn]

Wouldn't you have been eaten if they were?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

How would you know I'm not a Crocosaurus?

 

[thorn]

Wouldn't you have bragged about that by now if it were true?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the old expression, "A crocosaurus never kisses and tells"?

 

[thorn]

Why would anybody be familiar with that phrase?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you not familiar with the other old phrase, "You haven't lived until you've tried it with a crocosaurus"?

 

[Thayamax]

Is that similar to the old phrase, "Once you go brachiosaurus you never go back"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, didn't the Flintstones hunt them down to extinction?

 

[Thayamax]

Are you sure that's what happened?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if they just couldn't hold in their poop?

 

[Tranquility Base]

Isn't a large percentage of the planet just poop, some places more concentrated than others?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Where do you suppose the largest concentrations are?

 

[Thayamax]

Does everyone in DC get their own pile?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do they just get it handed to 'em or do they have to make it on their own?

 

[thorn]

Don't all sewer lines run through there?

 

[Thayamax]

Do all sewer lines run through there, or do they all just end there?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Has it gotten so bad that politicians have to pipe in even more excrement?

 

[Thayamax]

Wouldn't they have to pipe more in considering the rate they're spewing it out?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Has no one ever heard of the phrase, "Waste not, want not"?