The Answer is a Question

[loxmythe]

Doesn't a little crunch help the texture?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Ew, wouldn't you prefer a milk-bone?

 

[loxmythe]

Got any greenies?

 

[thorn]

Is that ugly bacon?

 

[loxmythe]

You mean ugly like turkey bacon?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does it matter what at looks like as long as it nestles cozy in your tummy?

 

[thorn]

It isn't going to become angry in your stomach, is it?

 

[loxmythe]

Are we going back to fart jokes again?

 

[Thayamax]

Can you ever have too many fart jokes?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Pff ........ fffftttt?

 

[Prism]

Have you ever said "do I smell popcorn" right after you farted so everyone around you takes a big breath?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Who wants sh--ty popcorn?

 

[thorn]

Who wants caramel popcorn?

 

[Thayamax]

Does caramel popcorn taste similar to sh--ty popcorn?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Has anyone actually done that experiment?

 

[Thayamax]

Are we waiting for volunteers?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are there any perks for volunteering?

 

[Thayamax]

Would saying, "You can keep anything you find" be considered a perk regarding poop patrol?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Ooh, can I take this old feller home with me?

 

[Thayamax]

Sure, but would you mind telling my dear old dad I said goodbye?