The Answer is a Question

[thorn]

Did the army vaccinate you against Richard Simmons?

 

[Treywingo]

Isn't he also under the sun as previously stated?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is he like some kind of reverse vampire?

 

[Treywingo]

Is that anything like an honest used car salesman?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you have trouble finding 'em, too?

 

[Treywingo]

Is he on the Nutrisystem diet?

 

[thorn]

Is that diet program still around?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Aren't you finally ready to dump that diet?

 

[Treywingo]

You callin' me fat bro?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do your big bones jiggle when you move?

 

[thorn]

Is it time for a new years resolution?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can I just recycle last year's list?

 

[Thayamax]

Haven't you learned by now that resolutions never stick?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Should I just resolve to gain more weight then?

 

[Thayamax]

If you add milk to that bath wouldn't it soften your skin and provide a nice beverage, too?

 

[thorn]

Got drinking on your mind?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Got milk?

 

[thorn]

Got cow????

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Didn't you just tell me to get rid of the cow?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you get the milk without buying the cow?