The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Can you smell the mushrooms over the fertilizer?

 

[loxmythe]

Are you sure it's not patchouli?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

If it's coming out patchouli shouldn't you cut down on the broccoli and cheez?

 

[UnHoly453]

Shouldn't you just adjust the cheese to Broccoli ratio?

 

[loxmythe]

Wouldn't it be easier to change cologne? Maybe old spice?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Will Old Spice work on old farts?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Aren't old farts the only ones who use Old Spice?

 

[loxmythe]

How do they bottle the farts?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Why would you bottle farts?

 

[loxmythe]

If you fart in a forest and no one is around to hear it - is it still funny?

 

[Prism]

Did you know farting in the forest is a fire hazard?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Have you ever seen a buddy light his farts and not laughed?

 

[Prism]

Do guys really do that?

 

[loxmythe]

Of course! Don't women?

 

[Prism]

Did you know girl farts smell like strawberries?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Is that what women like to kid themselves to think?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't everyone minimize the smell of their own farts?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Why do you always end up with bathroom humor?

Too much time spent in there perhaps?

 

[loxmythe]

Does he need a laxative?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What's funny about giving someone the runs?