The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't all that smoking help seal the body odors in?

 

[loxmythe]

Now that you quit smoking how do you sneak farts?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you have a dog to blame it on?

 

[loxmythe]

Doesn't the wife blame the dog already?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

So, if the wife never wonders why the farts smell of beer and spiced sausage aren't you golden?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Can a husband ever be golden to a wife?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is there an evolutionary advantage to being able to recall every bad thing you did or said from up to 20 years back?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you know their memeory goes back even further to the stuff you did as a child? And always includes stuff you have completely forgotten about?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Shouldn't there be some kind of rule about only having to experience pain once, i.e, when it originally happens?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Doesn't this sound like so much "wah, wah, wah, wah, wah"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

You mean like Charlie Brown's teacher? Or what a conversation sounds like when you're trying to watch the football game?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you think your wife actually wants to hear your suggestions and ideas?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you saying I'm not going to get to redo the den in bas-relief boobie wallpaper?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Is it any wonder you've been banished to the cave?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know he's not coming to my cave?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What, does your bat guano not stink or something?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Ripple doesn't use air freshener?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't they just make everything smell like s__t-covered pine trees?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Would changing your diet help with that odor?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Around this time of year, don't those s__t-scented pine trees carry a hint of alcohol and nutmeg?