The Answer is a Question

[RippleInStillWater]

Why would they have a smell of booze and spices?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you staying away from the eggnog this year?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Have you ever known someone who reeks of alcohol the NEXT day as their bodies metabolize it?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't vomit do an adequate job of covering up the smell?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't vomit one of the smells that causes a spontaneous peristaltic reaction in passersby?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are we all just sharing the Christmas spirits, then?

 

[beebopnjazz]

This kind?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

If it involves multiple passersby, isn't it more like ... *hic* *hic* *hic* ?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Doesn't this time of year still give you some hope for us as a people?

 

[loxmythe]

You mean like "I hope this lady at Wal Mart doesn't stab me for a parking spot" hope?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you know that I, against all evidence to the contrary, hold out hope for the human race?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you mean the day when everyone evacuates the earth for a new life on one of two rockets: one for the scientists, doctors, engineers, comedians, charity workers and their friends; and one for the politicians, d-bags, assorted riff-raff and Rosie O'Donnell?

 

[loxmythe]

Have you been watching South Park again?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Didn't the Simpsons already parody "When Worlds Collide"? Or was that "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"?

♫ Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ding, ding, ding went the bell ...♫

And what would Christmas be without Mr. Hankey?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

After 17 seasons or so haven't The Simpsons parodied about everything?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did anyone else stop watching the Simpsons after Conan stopped writing and even the Halloween episodes started sucking?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you think they still make most people laugh?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Ok, but what does that say about MOST people?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Haven't you learned by now that the balance of humanity are, umm, idjits?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does that explain Jersey Shore?