The Answer is a Question

[Alistar]

does anyone still use an outhouse?

 

[pinkdragon1970]

where is grandmas house?

 

[Alistar]

Doesn't she live down the street and through the woods?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Haven't we clear cut most of the forests already?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is that why it's taken so long for a sequel?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you cry every time you see him meet his son?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What? Can't you see I just got something in my eye? *sniff*

 

[Prism]

Was it an elbow?

 

[Alistar]

what's your elbow doing in his eye?

 

[Prism]

Why was he looking at my elbow?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Aren't you happy I took my gaze away from your, um, other assets?

 

[Prism]

Aren't you happy I didn't stick my other assets in your eye?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Who doesn't like motorboating?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

How can I argue with that last question?!?!?!

 

[loxmythe]

Can't you make anything sound true if your going to use facts and stuff?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Hasn't fauxnews shown you don't need facts to have truthiness to your statements?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would The Daily Show be in trouble if Faux News was forced to start telling the truth?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you know that they are incapable of being truthy and thus will remain cannon fodder until the American electorate wises up? (Like that will ever happen!!! )

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would running into that "fiscal cliff" help speed up the process?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't our empire's downward spiral hurtling towards its inevitable conclusion like all the great civilzations have flat-lined throughout time?