The Dirty Minds Thread ~ Or: Things that sound dirty but aren't

[Dalton63841]

Said by me in real life, referring to my Provari with a Scubagen attached...

"Puff on this beast baby"...

 

[Ever1ast]

Taken from the Vapors Lounge on FB (still ecig related):

I'll take the fistpack

I don't make the smilies, I just find the good ones

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

"Use a little VG for lube fefore you shove it in the hole" - Me giving instructions for changing a MAP tank carto.
"It's the first bit of hot juice shooting out that chokes me up" - unfortunately me again (carto talk)

 

[Adrena]

lmfao..............i'm sorry
I read that this morning & my mind immediately went to the gutter.
wtf is sweet boy?

See even my siggie is dirty....
I hate tobacco juice but this FSUSA juice, I'm so sucking down some sweet boy ATM.

 

[loxmythe]

This one still cracks me up Chelle responding to Redgirl

So....., what's a lesbian got to do to get some of your strawberry pie?? (that almost sounds dirty!!)

 

[Ever1ast]

This one still cracks me up Chelle responding to Redgirl

But seriously....what DOES one have to do?

 

[classwife]

REO blind squonking....just give it a little squeeze while you suck on the tip, quit when you feel some resistance.

 

[TxParamedic]

Originally Posted by BiancaMontgomery
So....., what's a lesbian got to do to get some of your strawberry pie?? (that almost sounds dirty!!)



O hell that should have a warning attached! I was eating when I read it. I thought I was gonna die!
I could possibly have been the first man to choke on a hot dog because of a lesbian!....

OK, Now THAT sounded dirty!

 

[TxParamedic]

OK! I'm done, there is no way I'm going to get anything done at work today> I'm sitting here doing my Bevis and Butthead imitation to myself.

heehea heehea heehea Lesbian!.......heehea heehea heehea PIE!.....heehea heehea heehea......
giggle like a schoolboy.......heehea heehea heehea strawberry!....heehea heehea heehea......

 

[pringles13]

saw a guy on a classies thread from my hometown, so I sent him a PM.. after a few messages back and forth I get this...

Maybe we can swap juices next time yer in town.

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

But seriously....what DOES one have to do?

I only had to ask nicely.

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

I could possibly have been the first man to choke on a hot dog because of a lesbian!....

OK, Now THAT sounded dirty!

Hahahahaa!!!!!!

 

[cappadoc]

That must have REALLY upset your partner!

 

[Ever1ast]

O hell that should have a warning attached! I was eating when I read it. I thought I was gonna die!
I could possibly have been the first man to choke on a hot dog because of a lesbian!....

That made me LOL IRL

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

That must have REALLY upset your partner!

Ya know, there are some things I just don't bother to tell Beth.

 

[Ever1ast]

I'm so glad we don't have any spelling nazi's in this forum..or stuff like this wouldn't be possible:

Pretty soon we'll all be showing off pics of our beautiful new crotched PV bags made by ******!

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

I'm so glad we don't have any spelling nazi's in this forum..or stuff like this wouldn't be possible:

I was just about to post that one!

 

[TxParamedic]

saw a guy on a classies thread from my hometown, so I sent him a PM.. after a few messages back and forth I get this...

I've tried that line with limited success!

 

[pchela]

"There's some tilt action, wait for bubbles, press (or don't, I'm trying to work that out) while tilted, then again when up...." ~ BiancaMontgomery

Just use your imagination! What I wanna know is why a lesbian knows so much about this! Or maybe she doesn't... she's still trying to work it out after all!

 

[BiancaMontgomery]