Well... it looks like we've gotten off to a halfway decent start. We just have to work out a few kinks. You said that for the first time in your life, I could totally trust you at your word. But it looks like you're doing a lot of conniving on me.
My family just ain't like yours T. We don't interbreed. Trying to claim to be brothers will not help you get your paws on my sisters Free, MistressN, Salem, and Vap. Our family don't do that kinda stuff. We just don't. And you know, I know what you did. She's my sister man! You can't be doing that to my kin. Her finger may not heal for months.
And you're going have to stop libalizing me all over the place. It's bad for business. The business we SHARE the profits. I let you hire your wife as the security guard even though she shows up in those greasy Lube Rack coveralls. I even let you bring the cows to work. If you want to stay partners, you'll gonna have to stop all that lying on me. And I told you, we have to communicate in private using PMs like I'm doing here. We can't let our trade secrets get out.
Either you stop the backstabbing or I'm going to have to show Mrs T the tape. Yeah, that tape. And you really, better stop bringing the cows to work. Not just because of what they're leaving behind. Your neighbor Jim Shue came in today. He thinks he's loosing it. He "thinks" he's been loosing some of his herd. And since you bought Mrs T that new back scratcher, his wife's been nagging him about not being successful like you so he could buy her some luxury items too.
He got so desperate to make more money, he started sneaking over to your place at night and stealing some of your cows. He didn't come in because his conscious was bothering him, in fact he hates you. But the fool think he's loosing his mind. He leaves the cows in the barn after he steals them. When he comes back in the morning to put his brand over yours, he sees it's already there. The man thinks he branded the cows at night and can't remember.
You keep bringing those cows to work, he's going to walk in for one of his appointments and realize you've been stealing his cows that he was stealing back from you! And you know his cousin is the High Sheriff. Which one of you do you think he's going to believe? Now I have him more confused than he started out. But if you don't stop the backstabbing and attempted sister grabbing, I'm going to stop covering up for you.
Oh, and the patients have been complaining. You do know you put your lab coat on top of your clothes, right? You don't strip nekkid and put it on. Especially when you can't button it closed. And you still didn't paint our office hours on the door yet. People have to know that we only see patients on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. They get upset about being charged triple the other days of the week.
Okay the cute nympho is here for her appointment. Gotta close this PM.
That's why TexasT is you guys primary head doc.
mwahahahaha!
