The Doctors Are In
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Now, now my esteemed colleague Dr. Ben Dover, if you keep making cracks like that I may stop helping you. You getting close to hurting my feelings.
I even did you the favor you asked for and went to get your "new medication" from an Urologist. Took longer than I expected because I was pleasantly surprised to discover there are some female Urologists. a real cutie Urologist. So I went on and allowed her to give me an exam. I skipped the prostate test though.
I left the entire package under the drivers seat of your truck. She said all you have to do is take one of the bottles stick one of those big blunt syringes in and draw out 5 CCs. Then you take it and give yourself the shot "there".
I know it sounds painful, but it's the best chance of you getting "it" to work again. You may have to give yourself three shots a day until you began to see results. Just clinch you teeth, juke the needle in and get over with it.
Oh, pay no mind to what's written on the vials. I had her label them as saline solution in case Mrs T get a hold of it. No need to thank me. You deserve it, friend.
It's almost 8 o'clock in Texas. Do you know where your cow is?
I agree Ab. Your the biggest 3'3" person I've never met.
And no, I ain't pokin no needle. Huh uh
And no, I ain't pokin no needle. Huh uh
Look, the doctor said that's your only shot... no pun intended. Your best chance to get "it" back to life. Take that needle and Jab it right in.
Get it a shot! Man Up. If you want to really feel like a man again, take that needle and shove it.
BTW, I know I gave Mrs T the okay to install peep holes so she could watch you during your sessions. It's not a peep hole when you make them big enough to shove her head in! You guys have to get these walls fixed before they condemn the offices.
BTW, I know I gave Mrs T the okay to install peep holes so she could watch you during your sessions. It's not a peep hole when you make them big enough to shove her head in! You guys have to get these walls fixed before they condemn the offices.
If you really want to have some fun, call someone over and ask them to read it out loud for you. Let us know how far they get and whose post made them quit.
Ab, the onlyest thing I have any problem with is my knee and I ain't pokin no needle in it. Forget it. Everything else is 100% functional. I know your still mad because I gave you that ...... and it got stuck in your throat and your neck got all stiff and you couldn't turn your head for three days.
Ok, I purposely stayed away so I wouln't have to keep wiping my monitor, but gave up. I pulled out the mop for cripes sake....you two.......LOL!Yes, I had nothing better to do this afternoon than read all 10 pages (from the top!). Great creative energy =}.
Well I guess you can't say you have a problem with something you haven't had a chance to use in years...
Take the shot man. You never know when Mrs T will feel like romanticizing.
Poor dearest Ab. This fixation of yours with my happy place is getting way out of control. I've got some help coming for you. It will be the Ghost Busters Team from Chycawgo. Please let them in when they get there.
Also, Dr. Jack Schitt from here in Juice Junkie Junkshun will be coming to see you too. Please work with him and the men that come to help him. They might want you to put on a pretty white jacket with real long sleeves, but its okay and let them help you get it on.
They promised to take you for a nice ride in the back of their van and they want to show you a real pretty place on the shores of Lake Gitchergoobey up there near Chycawgo. Its a real nice place with great big yards and the prettiest fence you've ever seen. And there will be lots of people there wearing pretty white jackets just like yours.
You'll just have soooo much fun.
Ab, you really need to be nice to T about that. The last time T took that little blue pill, Mrs. T got really scared. T, took a snapshot and emailed it to me, just in case the cops needed to be called. I know that I told T that I wouldn't ever let anyone see this but, I think you really need to understand:
T, I only shared that to help you!
Yeah LD, she was a cutie back then. That picture was taken before she put all that weight on.
Boy, I LIKE fluffly women!
Boy, I LIKE fluffly women!
Well, T. Ya know, if GOD wasn't so kind to us, there wouldn't be so much fear in those eyes!
Ab, you really need to be nice to T about that. The last time T took that little blue pill, Mrs. T got really scared. T, took a snapshot and emailed it to me, just in case the cops needed to be called. I know that I told T that I wouldn't ever let anyone see this but, I think you really need to understand:
T, I only shared that to help you!
I'll have to send you a PM. Mrs T doesn't have to worry about "that" these days.
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