The Joke Tread!

[FranC]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

 

[P0P]

I found this online sometime last year, and I thought it was hilarious! Haha

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Umm! rotfl

 

[FranC]

What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?

Russell

 

[P0P]

The husband said to his wife, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"

She responded: "That's a good idea.. You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart!"

(I hope that didn't cross the line!)

 

[jj2]

 

[P0P]

It's Paige's birthday and she has been waiting for her gift from her boyfriend Trevor for months. All he told her was "I got you something that will change your life. It can go from 0 to 200 in a few seconds!"

When it finally comes time for Paige to open her gifts she notices Trevor only had a small gift box in front of him. She eagerly opens it wondering if it is something for her shiny new sports car. She looks at it and says "This can't go from 0 to 200 in a few seconds?"

Trevor replies "It's a scale, just step on it (rotf)

 

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[P0P]

Folks thank you all so much these have me well,

 

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[P0P]

jj is on a roll bless you

I need food

yum yum!

 

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[DocTonyNYC]

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!

 

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