The Joke Tread!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Duck ! Duck who ? Just duck ! They're throwing things at us !
Knock Knock Who's there? Spider! Spider who? Spider what everyone says. I like you!
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
Knock Knock Who's there? Spider! Spider who? Spider what everyone says. I like you!
Knock Knock Who's there? Quacker! Quacker who? Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!
Knock Knock Who's there? a cow with no lips a cow with no lips who a cow with no lips said ooo ooo.
LOL awesome joke's folks
A blonde woman goes to a shoe store and wants to buy some alligator shoes, but becomes angry when she sees the price. She storms out of the store saying, "I'm going to catch an alligator and get my own pair of shoes!" The shopkeeper laughs as he watches her leave.
Later as the shopkeeper is driving home, he sees the blonde in a swamp on the side of the road. A 10-foot alligator is swimming right at her but she swiftly knocks the alligator out. She drags it onto some grass where there are a dozen other knocked out alligators. She flips it over and yells, "Ah! This one's barefoot too!"
Knock Knock Who's there? Rabbit! Rabbit who? Rabbit up carefully, it's fragile
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She
holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess
what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight! !"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough
holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess
what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight! !"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough
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