What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look a little pail..................
You look a little pail..................
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What did the Island Gobbling Sea Monster say?
These islands aren't Philippine me up. I need Samoa Tahiti!
These islands aren't Philippine me up. I need Samoa Tahiti!
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
I've got you under a vest..................
I've got you under a vest..................
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An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
It won't be long now................
It won't be long now................
Sign behind an Amish carriage:
"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.
CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"
"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.
CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"
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