The Joke Tread!

[liblue1]

Q: What is a crocodile's favorite drink?

A: Gator-ade.

 

[jj2]

The owner of a golf course is confused about paying an invoice, so he decides to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and says, 'You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?'

The secretary thinks a moment, and replies, 'Everything but my earrings.'

 

[Steamer861]

LOL

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[jj2]

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

 

[liblue1]

Q: Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem?


A: He was a quackhead...............

 

[jj2]

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

 

[liblue1]

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a duck sitting next to him.
"Are you a duck?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The duck replied, "Well, I liked the book..............

 

[jj2]

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!

 

[liblue1]

What do you call a well-dressed ant?

Elegant......................

 

[jj2]

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!

 

[P0P]

I love you folks. I went into our programs at the web site for what i would like to do, their is no option for such a thingy! so I need ask for scuba's help Oh! lord help me

( you cant ever replace a good laugh )

Vapors Rock!

 

[P0P]

I love learning new tricks

 

[wvducklady]

Laughing is what makes life so fun! Without laughter we would be like one of those boring critics that literally critic how those who do laugh laugh! Haha

I have read every joke, and have been giggling out loud for days lol

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[jj2]

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.

 

[P0P]

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is
Read more at

 

[jj2]

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know .... it's never happened.

 

[P0P]

I am so glad you folks cant see me now Scuba wants to know what I'm vaping Oh! my heavens!

 

[jj2]

Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

 

[P0P]

Oh lord ok i need to go back to page 19 folks

I catch up

 

[jj2]

I am so glad you folks cant see me now Scuba wants to know what I'm vaping Oh! my heavens!

Tell him the effects are temporary!!!