
It would appear that my grand doubled as a church key last night.
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Long time no see, RocketRod! How goes it?That looks to be a porcelain finish. That might be pricey to get redone. But its a sweet looking stove. Be great for a guest house or man-cave. Hope you get it.
The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. .......s!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously ......ed. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
RHP
Welcome to Reoville!
Another OK Reonaut! We have several from the state active in the forum.
Nice looking Grand! You might want to pick up a RM2 and give it a try. They are perfect for the REO.
Hi! Thanks for the welcoming.Hi ZeroDisorder![]()
Thank you for the welcoming!
I think you should peer over your brothers shoulder while he's cooking. And do that to you sister-in-law too. Make suggestions to them like, " When I do that I..." or "Don't you think you should use a little less of that." Keep getting in their way. Too many cooks spoil the broth. I think that's what you should do for an interesting holiday with the family. That should keep you busy and its fun too.Good (insert time of day) REOvillians!
I just heard the best news last night! My brother offered to bring a ham for next week, and I learned he has other plans for Thanksgiving, so I don't have to cook! The other brother has a wife so I don't have to worry about what he does. Which means I don't have to do turkey! I get the holiday off! Now I have to figure out what to do instead, and am leaning towards doing nothing at all. Which suits me just fine.
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I think you should peer over your brothers shoulder while he's cooking. And do that to you sister-in-law too. Make suggestions to them like, " When I do that I..." or "Don't you think you should use a little less of that." Keep getting in their way. Too many cooks spoil the broth. I think that's what you should do for an interesting holiday with the family. That should keep you busy and its fun too.
When I was a kid my Grandma had an all Italian Christmas one time. After forty years it still ranks number one when it comes to holiday meals.
Did you ever find your recipes?
yes!
Making carrot cake cupcakes, caramel apples and Italian fudge for Thanksgiving.
yes!
Making carrot cake cupcakes, caramel apples and Italian fudge for Thanksgiving.