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Are you sure you spelled that right, you must have meant BINNED, cos that's the only place for Turkey
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^^^^ that is the truth! ^^^^

and I brine mine, everyone who eats it says it is great, but alas -- it still tastes like turkey no matter what I come up with to try and make it palatable.
 

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Binning it, & having a steak, would make it very palatable Val
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Better than binning it, I won't buy it! Not even with the huge sales they are having will I waste money on one. They are dirt cheap right now, because people are finally realizing they taste like ... and they can't give the nasty things away.
 

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Better than binning it, I won't buy it! Not even with the huge sales they are having will I waste money on one. They are dirt cheap right now, because people are finally realizing they taste like ... and they can't give the nasty things away.
The way I look at it is, if we were meant to eat birds, we'd have wings, so we could catch them in flight
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Birds are descended from dinosaurs and only the boldest and bravest carnivores among us can enjoy them.

All domesticated cattle are descended from a single herd of about 80 wild ox in the Near East some 10,500 years ago. They're tasty too, and the perfect fare for carnivorous fence builders.
 

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Birds are descended from dinosaurs and only the boldest and bravest carnivores among us can enjoy them.

All domesticated cattle are descended from a single herd of about 80 wild ox in the Near East some 10,500 years ago. They're tasty too, and the perfect fare for carnivorous fence builders.

I am a very brave carnivore, I spatchcock the birds to show them who is boss. Just not turkeys, they don't deserve the attention :D
 

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Birds are descended from dinosaurs and only the boldest and bravest carnivores among us can enjoy them.

All domesticated cattle are descended from a single herd of about 80 wild ox in the Near East some 10,500 years ago. They're tasty too, and the perfect fare for carnivorous fence builders.
You must be psychic, I've been putting a 6 foot fence up around the back of my place all weekend, & the. Beef yesterday was awesome:D
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I'm going to smoke a brisket. Beats the old bird routine any day around here!:2cool:

Would you share your brisket recipe? Just got a new smoker and am doing turkey in it for Thanksgiving. But don't like the rubbery skin smoking it has so going to transfer into the oven at 425 degrees for last amount of time to hopefully crispen up the skin.
 

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Don't know about dumb, but they're the foulest fowl
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Whenever I eat prawns I like to say that I am getting what little they had in their tiny brains and adding it to my collective intelligence. With turkey, the equation would be a minus.

This is why when people eat turkey they tend to fall asleep. It dumbs down the brain to coma level. This is also why many workplaces give people the day after thanksgiving off, they want to make sure their employees don't come to work after being dumbed down by turkey.
 

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Lots of turkey bashers here. In defense of this magnificent creature I found this:

"Turkeys love to be caressed, and people often remark that they respond just like their own dogs and cats. And while turkeys make a purring sound when they are content, you haven't lived until you've had a turkey hen fall asleep under your arm. This is when I see hearts and minds completely transformed. The trick is knowing exactly where the secret spot is under her belly. You know right away when you find it, because she will literally melt under your touch, relaxing her body, closing her eyes, purring and softly clucking all the while.
Some turkeys are more affectionate than others, climbing into your lap and making themselves as comfortable as can be. A particularly friendly turkey named Lydia became infamously known as the 'hugging turkey', because she would do just that. As soon as you crouched down, she would run over to you, press her body against yours, and crane her head over your shoulders, clucking all the while. It's amazing how generous a hug can be even without arms."

I just like the way they taste.
 

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Lots of turkey bashers here. In defense of this magnificent creature I found this:

"Turkeys love to be caressed, and people often remark that they respond just like their own dogs and cats. And while turkeys make a purring sound when they are content, you haven't lived until you've had a turkey hen fall asleep under your arm. This is when I see hearts and minds completely transformed. The trick is knowing exactly where the secret spot is under her belly. You know right away when you find it, because she will literally melt under your touch, relaxing her body, closing her eyes, purring and softly clucking all the while.
Some turkeys are more affectionate than others, climbing into your lap and making themselves as comfortable as can be. A particularly friendly turkey named Lydia became infamously known as the 'hugging turkey', because she would do just that. As soon as you crouched down, she would run over to you, press her body against yours, and crane her head over your shoulders, clucking all the while. It's amazing how generous a hug can be even without arms."

I just like the way they taste.
So while Lydia was hugging you, you'd be biting a chunk out of her LOL
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Lots of turkey bashers here. In defense of this magnificent creature I found this:

"Turkeys love to be caressed, and people often remark that they respond just like their own dogs and cats. And while turkeys make a purring sound when they are content, you haven't lived until you've had a turkey hen fall asleep under your arm. This is when I see hearts and minds completely transformed. The trick is knowing exactly where the secret spot is under her belly. You know right away when you find it, because she will literally melt under your touch, relaxing her body, closing her eyes, purring and softly clucking all the while.
Some turkeys are more affectionate than others, climbing into your lap and making themselves as comfortable as can be. A particularly friendly turkey named Lydia became infamously known as the 'hugging turkey', because she would do just that. As soon as you crouched down, she would run over to you, press her body against yours, and crane her head over your shoulders, clucking all the while. It's amazing how generous a hug can be even without arms."

I just like the way they taste.

OMG Lauren. Turkey porn? REALLY? :shock:
 
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