Good Morning REOVille, I hope everyone is having a safe and blessed weekend

I wish I could've done better this weekend. That TroyBuilt (MTD) riding mower that I've been wrestling with finally crapped-out. This has been an ongoing frusteration all since the middle of last summer. I've spent more time fixing than mowing. Yesterday and friend welded up a makeshift muffler (cause the $75 dollar ones kept blowing up) and just as I get to finally mowing the wiring harness shorts out, Trace the wires, find the short, repair the wires- nothing. Battery @ 12V, direct jump to starter works, so I get a switch for $17 bucks and- nothing.
Enough is Enough! Go to Lowe's and charge $2923 for a Husqvarna zero-turn mower.
As my nieghbor helps me unload it, Mamaw says "If you spent that much you need to read the Owner's Manual". As we go to bed, Mamaw says "If you tear this one up without reading the Owner's Manual, I don't want to hear about it." Over Breakfast, Mamaw says "You need to read the Owner's Manual".
So this morning I spend an hour and a half (and two cups of coffee) doing what no man should do-
Read the Owner's Manual
Do Not Kill Yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children
This is a Lawn Mower. It is designed for mowing lawns.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
This lawn mower uses Gasoline. Gasoline IS Flammable. Do Not drink or bathe in Gasoline.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
This lawn mower has a Battery. A battery can cause Sparks. Do Not pour Gasoline onto the Battery.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
This lawn mower has Blades. When engaged, the Blades turn at a high rate of speed, Do Not attempt to touch Blades while they are engaged as there is a slight chance of serious injury.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children,
Do Not turn this mower upside-down while you are on it. Do Not turn this mower upside-down while the Blades are engaged. Do not turn this mower upside-down while pouring Gasoline onto the Battery.
Do Not Kill yourself, your children or your nieghbor's children.
And Mamaw does not understand why I detest Owner's Manuals
So after wasting an hour and a half reading, I get out my new mower and just ride around about 20 minutes trying to acclimate to the steering machanism. Then, with the
throttle set low. I engage the blades, make ONE PASS around the house and-
The Heavens open up and rain pours down !

Oh well, I got Brave and Dragon Tattoo (American version) in from Netflix friday. Looks like a movie Sunday
Good morning REOVille. Have a Safe and Blessed Sunday
