Were you attacked by chickens? I ask because i have been attacked by 2 different roosters and some mean geese! They chased me down. Roosters like to spur you and it hurts, geese can bite real hard plus they flog you with their wings!!!
ETA: Left out the Turkey who hated me for no reason but he hated everyone. The people ate him for revenge.
sigh... my dear friend loli brings out the honesty in me...
due to abject poverty and such, i was raised in part by my grandparents. in the heart of what would later become to be known as Silicon Valley, we grew all of our veggies, and for protein raised rabbits, and, yes, chickens {shudder}...
Grampa was old school. He taught me how to swim by tossing me in a pond. (Gil might remember the toxic pond in front of the Sylvania plant in Mountain View on Evelyn Ave, alongside the railroad tracks)
When i was five, Grampa decided it was time to help out a bit more. He handed me the axe, carefully explained the proper stroke, and...
the freakin headless chicken took off running!!! so did i
i am now 62. the last time i ate the flesh from hell was 57 years ago.
i also couldn't stomach eggs for about 30 or 35 years. one night, i had a very special "date". she woke me up the next morning with scrambled eggs.
needless to say, i'm rather fond of eggs, especially scrambled

just make sure ya kill it after that if ya don't it will hunt you 

