The REO Lounge - Part III

[boilednuts]

ZIPPO BLOG

As I stood at the kitchen sink, Zippo being curious as to what i was doing came to watch. I have one of of his pee pads near the kitchen and saw him methodically straddle the pad in his puppy squat in the same manner that he goes to do his business. He holds that position for like 12 seconds all the time looking at me with his big brown eyes. So I'm thinking that he wants a treat for ...... on his pad which is customarily what I give him. As I waited for him to finish up so that a "Zippo, Guuuud Boy" would be given before the treat, he sits straight down in the middle of his just recently discharge of pee. I'm thinking, ohhhhhh nooooo!!!! and rush over to get him out of there. Before I could lift him away he gets up and slowly walks away. I look at the pad and there ain't no wet spot. WTH!!!!!
Do you think Zippo just pretended to pee just to get a treat????????

 

[davelog]

ZIPPO BLOG

As I stood at the kitchen sink, Zippo being curious as to what i was doing came to watch. I have one of of his pee pads near the kitchen and saw him methodically straddle the pad in his puppy squat in the same manner that he goes to do his business. He holds that position for like 12 seconds all the time looking at me with his big brown eyes. So I'm thinking that he wants a treat for ...... on his pad which is customarily what I give him. As I waited for him to finish up so that a "Zippo, Guuuud Boy" would be given before the treat, he sits straight down in the middle of his just recently discharge of pee. I'm thinking, ohhhhhh nooooo!!!! and rush over to get him out of there. Before I could lift him away he gets up and slowly walks away. I look at the pad and there ain't no wet spot. WTH!!!!!
Do you think Zippo just pretended to pee just to get a treat????????

He's workin' you like a pinball machine, bro!

 

[vsummer1]

As a matter of fact, I just had an idea....I'm gonna buy as much of everything vaping related as I can afford and when I meet someone who's desperate to get off the damn cigs, I'll set them up at cost.

Then I can thumb my nose...and other parts...at all of them

That is exactly what I do. I still have some free kits that are cig-a-likes, and I am loath to give them out. I would rather order cheapos from health cabin and get them started so then I can direct them to a real vendor.

 

[boilednuts]

He's workin' you like a pinball machine, bro!

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[RedhatPat]

Dave and Pietro will be the first I visit when I head out west! We'll bring twice as much money and half as many clothes and have so much fun we won't remember. My girl doesn't drink so she's like my designated driver for reality instead of cars. She keeps me in check. We'll try not to break too many laws.

RHP

 

[RedhatPat]

I'm gonna lose some more man points here but I never been on a harley or motorcycle. Not my fault, when I was 10 years old my grandma told me not to ride bikes because it shakes your junk too much. Yeah my grandma back then was a little like Kay. But her heart was in the right place.

RHP

 

[davelog]

Right on. I don't drink either, so she'll be in good company!

Sorry to drop in and run, but I gotta get my car to the mechanic before they close down, power steering pump needs a rebuild. Evening, folks! Stay safe!

 

[inkdog]

ZIPPO BLOG

As I stood at the kitchen sink, Zippo being curious as to what i was doing came to watch. I have one of of his pee pads near the kitchen and saw him methodically straddle the pad in his puppy squat in the same manner that he goes to do his business. He holds that position for like 12 seconds all the time looking at me with his big brown eyes. So I'm thinking that he wants a treat for ...... on his pad which is customarily what I give him. As I waited for him to finish up so that a "Zippo, Guuuud Boy" would be given before the treat, he sits straight down in the middle of his just recently discharge of pee. I'm thinking, ohhhhhh nooooo!!!! and rush over to get him out of there. Before I could lift him away he gets up and slowly walks away. I look at the pad and there ain't no wet spot. WTH!!!!!
Do you think Zippo just pretended to pee just to get a treat????????

Oh yes, he definitely played you! Smart pup hennah was trained to ring a bell to go out and pee for treats. She figured out how to fake it and I had to take the bell down!

 

[Sterno]

anyone watchin the cup tonight ?

 

[supertrunker]

All that will happen in the UK is that all the people that fancy free juice will get it on the NHS there (National Health Service), people like Frank can say they are happy to self medicate.
English border controls are a laughing stock and being so close to Europe - they had better hope the EU tows the same line else people will just go over there and bring back what they like - as they do now with cigarettes and booze.

What i dislike is the assumption that e-cigs are no safer than tobacco, which is currently sold in any corner shop over there, without prescription etc. Seems to me they did very little if ANY research before reaching such a stupid and unworkable "solution".

There is no intention whatsoever to help people stop smoking,live longer or any of that - in fact the conclusion has to be that what they really want is the tax from your cigarette usage and for you to die younger so they have to pay less for your old age costs- pension,healthcare.

They are lazy,greedy Judases, swayed by money from Big Pharma into betraying those they are elected to represent and look out for.

T

 

[Sterno]

aw come on Jim tell us how you really feel

 

[supertrunker]

Don't i always??

T

 

[Sterno]

how you doin tonight Buddy ?

 

[supertrunker]

I'm ok - HRH has made dinner. Work was busy as hell - and i hate days like that in this heat and humidity. I could make those shorts look manly, you ought to see my t-shirt when i come home - looks like i've been on the African Queen for a week!

Oh - got some new batteries today, some orbtronics that Pdib mentioned, so they are charging!

I reckon you have the best idea - let the dog run about outside and stay indoors.

T

 

[unsure]

Priority Mail®
Depart USPS Sort Facility
June 12, 2013
WEST SACRAMENTO, CA 95799
Expected Delivery By:
June 12, 2013
USPS Tracking / Delivery Confirmation™

USPS SUCKS!! 2nd time within a week Priority Mail of a REO has been day past due. This whole routing thru Sacramento cr@p is bogus. None of my stuff from Rob had to come thru SacraSHlTmento before. I got my Tesla but its not the point. Thats it...Gil's ...... off. Time to kick the dog and walk the wife or the other way around not sure...enjoy your evening everyone.

 

[Sterno]

Priority Mail®
Depart USPS Sort Facility
June 12, 2013
WEST SACRAMENTO, CA 95799
Expected Delivery By:
June 12, 2013
USPS Tracking / Delivery Confirmation™

USPS SUCKS!! 2nd time within a week Priority Mail of a REO has been day past due. This whole routing thru Sacramento cr@p is bogus. None of my stuff from Rob had to come thru SacraSHlTmento before. I got my Tesla but its not the point. Thats it...Gil's ...... off. Time to kick the dog and walk the wife or the other way around not sure...enjoy your evening everyone.

ya the po held a package hostage for 20 cents had to go and pick it up then they didnt even make me pay the 20 cents LOL

 

[bushmaster]

Priority Mail®
Depart USPS Sort Facility
June 12, 2013
WEST SACRAMENTO, CA 95799
Expected Delivery By:
June 12, 2013
USPS Tracking / Delivery Confirmation™

USPS SUCKS!! 2nd time within a week Priority Mail of a REO has been day past due. This whole routing thru Sacramento cr@p is bogus. None of my stuff from Rob had to come thru SacraSHlTmento before. I got my Tesla but its not the point. Thats it...Gil's ...... off. Time to kick the dog and walk the wife or the other way around not sure...enjoy your evening everyone.

At least you have your health!

 

[Sterno]

At least you have your health!

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[Sterno]

At least you have your health!

hey Rog how ya doing buddy ?

 

[bushmaster]

Good, Scott. How are you tonight?