I couldn't think of a better conversation starter myself. Would have been a proud moment in my life for sure...A few years back had a spider bite me on my little toe. Foot swelled up to twice it size and people told me it must of been a brown recluse. If I could of found that spider I would of made sure it died a horrible death because that spider bit caused me a month later to get a staph infection...in the privates!!!
That staph infection caused me to spend 5 days in the hospital but that wasnt the bad part, the bad part was all these doctors with their herd of student doctors parading in my room wanting to see the staph infection and discuss it like I wasnt even there! Then to add insult to injury, I was walking in the hospital one day and was returning to my room and this adorable woman in a doctors white coat was at my door. She introduced her self and said she wanted to see my infection....jeez!
"That's a bit forward, don't ya think, doc? The least you could do is serve me breakfast first. Are you going to call me afterward or are you like all the rest?"
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