Things You Can Say While Vaping, But Not While Having Sex

[BB3]

I haven't saved any money doing this but I don't care.

I really have to get some of those high drains.

If you press too long you'll flood it.

 

[Amraann]

If you plug it into the USB you will ruin your laptop.... But get the car adapter and do it in the car and you will be fine

 

[dormouse]

Your super-mini will not satisfy me.

(and I can't make it work for this topic, but 306 atty looks like a circumcised 510 and the 306 is easier to blow)

 

[JerryRM]

Mine has a blue led on the end of it.



Why am I not surprised that this thread was started by a fellow Rogue Islander?

 

[Poeia]

It's automatic. Just put it in your mouth and suck. You don't have to use your hands at all.

 

[Laffs]

It's so weird looking, Im afraid of scaring people when I pull it out, so I usually only do it in the bathroom.

IA folks would love that one! LOL

Yours tastes good. Does mine taste old or can you taste the cinnamon?

 

[Laffs]

I like the taste, but adding a bit of vanilla would really bring the flavor out!

 

[Boodle]

Q: It taste like Dekang juice?
A: Who's Dekang?

 

[Boodle]

Your juice is burning my lips

 

[Boodle]

I think my LIL SISTER is the best....

You should try my Big Brother

 

[JohnG1975]

"I held the button too long and burnt my wick! Now everything tastes bad."

 

[illillillillilli]

Actual Facebook post. Yes, me is actually myself replying to a friend FB post.

 

[Sundrinkr]

I think it's time for a 3-piece....

 

[vytman]

"I started with minis but now I want something bigger".

 

[vytman]

"Is that a Provari in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Safira]

It keeps going off in my pants.

Just wash out the condom and re-use it, it'll be fine.

Your juice smells bad, or your juice smells soooo good.

Just use nail art to decorate it.

Hold on my battery just died I need to get a new one.

 

[count dragula]

It can kill your battery if you have low resistance.

I think I need a new wick. There's a thread on how to make one from silica rope.

I got one with a tank but it leaked.

I love my bottom-feeder.

Where can I get a good black cherry?

 

[Safira]

How do you like to hold yours.

and I swear a few years ago there was a post asking people what finger they use to press there buttons.

 

[SilverBear]

... in the sac ...

I saw what you did there.

 

[Gummy Bear]

1. Can one of you modders please make this thing last longer.
2. Does anybody have a video for how to do this.
3. Damn, that one popped way to fast.
4. Sure you can put your carto in my tank.