Things You Can Say While Vaping, But Not While Having Sex

[r77r7r]

I put a tighter o-ring on it to keep it from leaking.

I stand it up all nite so it does'nt leak.

When you slide it up, the juice goes into the slots and keeps it filled up.

I was doing it while watching the video , and now I have juice all over my keyboard.

If I can't get it all out that way,
I just use the Tyran spin.

I don't want the corded kind, I want to be able to walk around with it.

 

[JustaGuy]

I thought they were all supposed to be round, not rectangular?

It's not built like a tank? It IS a tank?

 

[JustaGuy]

What do you mean passthrough? You're plugged in to a computer?

 

[Scotay87]

I have used every trick in the book and still can't get a pull on it..... Do you have any suggestions?

 

[uba egar320]

My end cap fell off

 

[uba egar320]

My end cap is blue, but I want an orange one.

 

[Seabrook]

What should I do if I get juice in my mouth - spit or swallow?

 

[Landhew]

Can I get a sample before I buy?

 

[uba egar320]

My device is 102mm long.......(Not really, just sayin lol)

 

[r77r7r]

So, I put my favorite juice in the condom and then push it in slowly so it doesn't squirt out, then just keep it topped off?

I get all my juices from him, he's the best. I'm gonna get the 500ml next time.

 

[r77r7r]

I guess I got carried away, I even had a tissue in front of it- but I still got it in my eye.

 

[uba egar320]

My atty farted

 

[r77r7r]

I keep getting heart palpitations, should I cut back? Maybe I'll just cut my quantity down- do you think I can get away with cutting it in half?

I have it in my hand all day long, can't put it down.

 

[colt45]

why does your box smell like bananas

 

[uba egar320]

my tank leaks....in my pocket

 

[r77r7r]

The ones' called eGos' won't stand up- they just wobble and fall over.
The ones' called Joye stand up all nite.

 

[r77r7r]

It's got a really long cord to plug it into your computer and use it like that.

 

[Scotay87]

Does a big box feel awkward....

 

[r77r7r]

Everybody raves about his stuff, but I thought it was awful.

 

[r77r7r]

It's so weird looking, Im afraid of scaring people when I pull it out, so I usually only do it in the bathroom.