Things You Can Say While Vaping, But Not While Having Sex

[SilverBear]

Wanna try a fist pack?

I can't find your wetbox!

 

[PKZap27]

..........

 

[flbutterfly1]

Hand me that .... plug.
don't puff so hard.
I forgot to put the condom on it.
oooohhh is that peanut butter.

 

[kittypie]

Can you do the Taryn Spin?

 

[kittypie]

Who the &@*! is Taryn???

 

[muleygirl]

Give me a sec I need to top it off.
It can't take much abuse, you have to be gentle with it.
No no you can't suck it like that let me show you.

 

[muleygirl]

Wait I don't have my wetbox

 

[bacc.vap]

I don't know... this juice makes my mouth seem sorta slimey.

 

[PKZap27]

LorAnn's taste better!

 

[sfgiants]

"My atty is too dry"

"Why is there a burnt after taste?"

 

[sfgiants]

"The longer I sucked it, the hotter it got"

I love this thread.

 

[Pokerchix]

"I'm sorry, I got lipstick on your drip tip"

That one came to me when I was vaping this morning while I was putting on lipstick

 

[cobaltblue]

If it starts to misfire just rub some Noalox on it.

 

[SilverBear]

Try using your thumb on "the button".

 

[uba egar320]

My juice changes the color of my condoms and .... plugs....is this normal?

 

[SilverBear]

Do I really need to use the cone?

 

[Vapor2112]

I should have checked the forums first, could've saved a lot of money on this one...

I'm afraid if I put it in my pocket, it might go off.

 

[John Wayne]

Oh that? Just something I got from China. I promise it's not a health hazzard.

The first one I bought was cheap, but performed just as well.

I think I'm gonna have to add some alcohol to this mix.

 

[VapPornRules]

Dammit I was laying the wrong way and now my Megalodon went off - it got so hot that the Gorilla Juice shot out my drip tip and now the sticky stuff is all over -- and it smells like bananas! Forget it, I'm going out to have a cigarette!

Wait, what thread it this?

 

[John Wayne]

Well, I definitely won't be needing a cigarette after this.