Tobacco Prohibition and a Law of Physics

[Crumpet]

A day in the life of an anti:

6:30 AM Two cups of coffee to get started, diet pill before breakfast

11:30PM Diet pill before lunch, Mountain Dew to get through the afternoon

5:00PM Diet pill before dinner, 2 glasses of wine to unwind

10:00PM Pop a ...... before making love to the wife

10:04PM Take a Lumera to fall asleep

Oh yeah....
8AM - 4PM Try to ban all non-pharma nicotine products because smokers shouldn't need a crutch. Call smokers weak-willed and pathetic. Comment on articles that anyone defending nicotine use is either an industry shill or just an addict defending their addiction. Push legislators to ban anything tobacco related because smokers are evil and only care about themselves. Protect the children! Insist that nicotine is poison and can't help people and people should "just quit" using FDA-approved drugs instead.

Would you mind if I borrow that from time to time....I won't take credit for thinking it up. It's just too spot on as our English friends like to say, not to pass along!

 

[kristin]

LOL! Go right ahead!

Would you mind if I borrow that from time to time....I won't take credit for thinking it up. It's just too spot on as our English friends like to say, not to pass along!

 

[n2xe]

4 minutes... Very funny !!

What did he do with the other 3 minutes?

 

[kristin]

Put on his PJs and went to the bathroom to get his sleeping pill and a glass of water!

What did he do with the other 3 minutes?

 

[Vocalek]

Tweeted and commented.

 

[rothenbj]

Petro, it's funnier if you consider that the ...... doesn't work IMMEDIATELY.

Kristin read, loved, commented and fbooked!

Also, Swedish snus has minis that you wouldn't even noticed that were in there. Sorta like,,,,,never mind.

 

[kristin]

Thanks Elaine and Jim!

Jim, I know about snus minis, but I still don't like the idea of them for myself. I haven't even wanted to try my husband's snus, but I've been wishing they had tested Orbs in my area! Lozenges or strips just seem a lot more appealing to me. I don't know if it's a "girl thing," but the fact that most women don't like chew (yes I know it's very different) and that even Swedish women haven't embraced snus after all of these years (they smoke more than Swedish men,) kind of confirms my suspicion that it is. LOL

 

[Thulium]

Kristin, have you ever looked into Ariva or Stonewall dissolvables? Ariva and Stonewall Official Site | Dissovable Tobacco | Smoke Free Tobacco

 

[Joey S]

Great article!

 

[DaveP]

Very factual and intuitive, Kristen. Great job!