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Electricnut

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."
 

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."
You need to send your method to the Homeland Security and maybe they will get the TSA to put it into affect. But it might make allot of sexual deviants that just applied for positions mad. I like it
 

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Dammit! (he says tearing up his application papers)

Here's a joke my sister in law sent me today. I chuckled.

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 50 feet behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a Pit Bull dog on a leash..
Behind her were 200 women walking single file.

The watching woman couldn't stand the curiosity any longer. She respectfully approached the woman with the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband,"
"What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well who is in the second hearse?"
"His mistress. She tried to help my husband, then the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
She replied, "Get in line."
 
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Too funny Isaac. That was absolutely hilarious. I like where he said I'm still getting throat hit. Dang, it's hard to hold this keyboard, laugh and type at the same time.
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Wireless, that's funny. Here is one for real. I recieved 2 free tickets for a Caribbean cruise for two on the maiden voyage of some flagship. Now that's not all, I also got a $1,300.00 voucher and I was one of only 2 picked. See it pay's to be such a wonderful person. Oh and if I respond within 48 hr. I get to go to Vegas too. I sure am lucky,huh?
 

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Wireless, that's funny. Here is one for real. I recieved 2 free tickets for a Caribbean cruise for two on the maiden voyage of some flagship. Now that's not all, I also got a $1,300.00 voucher and I was one of only 2 picked. See it pay's to be such a wonderful person. Oh and if I respond within 48 hr. I get to go to Vegas too. I sure am lucky,huh?

Oh man 5card...you sure are lucky, hahahahahahhaa :) Let us know how your trip(s) are and make sure and take lots of pictures, lol.
 
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