Tootle Puffers, Part Three! (The Sequel of the Redux)

[stols001]

My mom had a bidet attached to her toilet. She like, is a Sufi so has do this "self-washing all the time" including her nether regions. She raved about it and I was like, "NOT gonna try."

One fateful day, I SAT on that toilet and I was like 'Use it use it" well I forgot it was not LIKE the luxury Japanese toilets that heat your water for you, then air dry you while singing a tune.

I LEAPED about 3 feet in the air as like, cold water from the toilet tank sprayed my tender nether regions like a FIREHOSE or so it felt.

Maybe if I'd remembered I would have been more stoically prepared, but like, it sort of sucked, honestly.

I wonder what happens when our facilities run out of toilet paper? I'm not expecting bidets, frankly.

Anna

 

[corn flakes]

I'm sure everyone has a box with several lifetimes worth, of rayon

 

[stols001]

Uh I'm not wasting my rayon on THAT, but gosh do I have a TON of cotton squares that are on the larger side I bought while getting prepared and I was new!!! They will be perfect! LOL.

Now.... Finding them.... heh.

Anna

 

[DPLongo22]

Uh I'm not wasting my rayon on THAT, but gosh do I have a TON of cotton squares that are on the larger side I bought while getting prepared and I was new!!! They will be perfect! LOL.

Now.... Finding them.... heh.

Anna

Didja check the bathroom?

 

[stols001]

Not yet, I'm still too sane enough (PROBABLY for now) to have that kind of unconscious precognition.

Give me a few more weeks at work though, this might DO it, Jesus the way I feel now, the wanting to die just for a little bit is rising, and I feel OMG I'm going to get up and BATHE. Plus dentures.

GOD why? WHY? I recognized one sign, the arrival of Satan (Hillary) and her minion (Obama) but WHY?

Please excuse this post, my bipolar is seriously having a moment. I may require some daytime Seroquel to function, I should call my doc. He won't give me benzos and I don't want them but my brain is starting to fray.

UGH get UP Anna yep,
Anna

 

[gerrymi]

 

[Burnie]

 

[Burnie]

@Uncle you missed it, I am NOT blowing out the 61 candles.

 

[Uncle]

I'm so embarrassed . . .

- "MY" BAD . . .

Hope - I can be forgiven and still send Ya' Heartfelt Belated Birthday wishes . . .

To YOU

TO YOU

" @Burnie "

Hope Ya' have FUN Living "YOUR" 62nd Year of LIFE


March 24, 2020

To YOU


NOW - Remember to Blow Out The Candles . . .

ALL OF THEM . . .

Well - Really There Is Only 1 Important "Candle" Left . . .

SO I DID . . .


Just Sayin' . . . ​

OH BTW: Did I Say . . .

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[Burnie]

Well Dam, my credit card got hacked this morning I have it set to text me anytime there is a charge, and at 8:54 this morning I got a text it was used at sneakersnstuff for $400 I was only about 1 mile from the office so went to call the credit card company. In the next 45 minutes of me trying to get hold of someone to help me, 3 more charges came through, fortunately the security department caught that something was wrong and blocked those charges. After close to an hour on the phone, card was canceled, and bogus charges were flagged for removal, now to wait 7 to 10 days to get a new card. This is the card I use for my business purchases, so it is going to be a PITA for the next couple of weeks. Sorry, just wanted to vent a little....

Quite in here

 

[stols001]

Sorry Burnie I feel your pain. I hate when my card gets hacked, I use paypal whenever I can.

I have got to get enrolled in the Credit Union here for many reasons but also so that happens.

I now carry around 150 bucks in cash in case something happens. Bank of America are not exactly slow, but they are not super FAST. Also the nearest one is like 4 minutes away.

(Sshh don't tell anyone about the cash.) It does come in handy when someone asks you to donate to a co-worker's funeral. NOT COVID-19 general idiocy.

IDK how much is appropriate. 20 seems slightly too low, 40 too high. I didn't want to make change so I went with 4o but I am thinking 33 is good, the year Jesus died and was resurrected.

Oh hell, IDK.
Anna

 

[smacuser]

I don't know who does this company's marketing, but they're GOOD. TUSHY: Bidet Attachments by TUSHY | For People Who Poop

I was on board, until I looked at the bottom of the page where it looked like customers were being sprayed in the face with some of debris looking matter .

 

[stols001]

Anyone else find like separate bidets creepy? IDK why, I'd almost have my mother's death killer cold water fire hose toilet attachment. With a regular bidet I always want to a) wash it thoroughly with bleach and be, put something on the seat, regardless.

I cannot help but think about all the bums that have come before. I guess they are somewhat archaic now, mostly the French use them.

But seriously, I can't imagine being a guest, seeing a separate bidet, and going, "Oh, I must USE THAT."

Anna

 

[smacuser]

Don't knock it until you try it .

 

[stols001]

I especially like how it's all OUT IN THE open without any screens. LOL I would completely vape too, while out there on that thing.

Then, I would get FIRED because I am supposed to "represent the values of the organization I serve at all times, whether on the clock or off."

I don't think head doc would approve. Not even slightly.

Anna

 

[DPLongo22]

head doc

I never knew there were doctors just for...

 

[stols001]

He's a weirdo super smart and I think totally autistic. He is bald with a giant beak of a nose. He's completely terrifying. I left my interview with the guy who was like "meh" at me about everything and I was like, "Okay, does that dude actually WANT me dead?" I think it's a tactic to start you on the low end of the pay scale, because I was like, "I can't ask for more money, hell, he'd put out a hit, I just know it."

He can be pleasant IF he chooses. Dude. You really have to figure out those moments. IDK. I am now at the point where like, a company's organizational "True self" shows its colors, and AS USUAL BECAUSE EVERY HEALTH ORG SUCKS I am disappointed and like, "It is all a front."

He is the CEO or the COO or whatever. He is lucky to have married a wife so NICE I sometimes darky wonder if they have a dungeon at their home where she can go to get all the hate out.

I LOVE MY SECOND PRECIO SO MUCH AS MUCH AS THE FIRST ONE. It has not left my lap. Heh.

Anna

 

[rosesense]

Well Dam, my credit card got hacked this morning I have it set to text me anytime there is a charge, and at 8:54 this morning I got a text it was used at sneakersnstuff for $400 I was only about 1 mile from the office so went to call the credit card company. In the next 45 minutes of me trying to get hold of someone to help me, 3 more charges came through, fortunately the security department caught that something was wrong and blocked those charges. After close to an hour on the phone, card was canceled, and bogus charges were flagged for removal, now to wait 7 to 10 days to get a new card. This is the card I use for my business purchases, so it is going to be a PITA for the next couple of weeks. Sorry, just wanted to vent a little....

Quite in here

Usually, most banks will send a new card via Fedex so you get it the next day. You might want to ask.

 

[Frenchfry1942]

I study popular music, to a degree, and I just happened to read the following:

Having sold over 300 million records worldwide, Madonna is recognized as the best-selling female recording artist of all time by Guinness World Records. Rolling Stone included her in the lists of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time, as well as the 100 Greatest Songwriters of All Time.

Did I miss something? I liked a couple of early songs, a lot, but how did she get so "big". I did not know she even wrote music.


P.S. That FedEx charge is not cheap. Also, I have two CC cards for the same account. It is what my bank does. I just have to put a lock on any activity not from me. The new CC arrived only 3-4 days later.

 

[DPLongo22]

I study popular music, to a degree, and I just happened to read the following:

Having sold over 300 million records worldwide, Madonna is recognized as the best-selling female recording artist of all time by Guinness World Records. Rolling Stone included her in the lists of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time, as well as the 100 Greatest Songwriters of All Time.

Did I miss something? I liked a couple of early songs, a lot, but how did she get so "big". I did not know she even wrote music.

What? You don't see it????

Taste is subjective, or so vapers tell me.