I wish I did. the insane amount of stuff I have to deal with on a daily basis...i can't even begin to explain. like yesterday, working on an underground tank. about 15,000 gallons of 93 octane fuel in it. I have my truck blocking one side of it and cones around the other side. I'm pouring fuel back into the the tank, a lovely lady walks up smoking a cigarette and asks why the pumps aren't working. I tell her that I'm doing some routine maintenance and that they'll be back up shortly, and ask her to go back to her car with her cigarette. she tells me it's a free country and she can do what she wants....and then proceeds to throw the cigarette on the ground about 2 feet away from me and walks away.
I've been driven over while in a hole, had the cops called on me because an EBT machine didn't work (not my fault, we don't work on these), had the cops called on me because people don't know how bank holds work. I've had people run over cones and barricades and try to get gas out of pumps that are sitting on a sidewalk.
and that's just the beginning.