Old three-heads??? Heck, he works at the Feed Store!!! How about that!!! Fun to go watch him vape.
No, I don't have nothing fancy on that tractor. But my wife did buy me one of those IPod things, I think you call it. It plays music you can hear on earphones. Real nice.
Well, anyhow, I just go along singing my head off. Elvis doesn't need much of my help, but old George Jones, I gotta help him a lot.
Shame what happened to Old Three Heads. Left head married the Right head but there was always something coming between them.
I used to sing along with my Jim Croche's Greatest Hits cassette when I mowed the lawn with my tractor growing up. At first, I loved that tractor. Called it Big Red! Nothing like yours, obviously. It was just a lawn mower. Only a 22" deck too. I think my Dad got it in the late 60's. That Briggs & Stratton motor wouldn't die. I tried everything to kill it too!
In 1979, when I was 8, we moved to a small Ranch in Connecticut. We had 86 acres in the back yard and over 2 of it needed mowing. My older brother would pull out Big Red every weekend and for 8 hours every-other Saturday, mow the lawn. When I was 10, I had to help by using the hand mower to do the trim. My brother would tease me that for 8 hours, he got to drive while I was stuck pushing a mower! I couldn't wait to be able to use Big Red and would bug my father to let me drive it and have my brother do the trim. My father would say, "When you are 14, you can ride the mower". I couldn't wait.
When I turned 14, my father made good on that promise. I was finally able to drive around the yard on Big Red. Unfortunately, my brother moved out of the house just before I turned 14 and I was stuck doing both the mowing and the trim! At that point, I no longer loved Big Red. It took too long to mow because the deck was only 22". If I killed it, my parents could get a tractor with a big deck!
See, in the mid-80's, no one had small decks anymore. Since my brother was older than me and I was so small, his deck always looked big. Obviously, as with these things, our decks were the same size. They were from the same tractor. Yet, I had the smallest deck of anyone I knew. I had always wished my deck was bigger! ALL of my friends had bigger decks and, even though they would never say anything, I knew they knew. It was really rough having such a small deck. It isn't like you don't know when someone is checking out your deck. Sometimes, I would try to hide the size of my deck but, it didn't work. I was just embarrassed. I would try and find ways to enlarge my deck but, nothing really worked. It wasn't fair that I was stuck with such a small deck! Luckily, as you get older, your deck gets bigger. I got a huge deck when I got older! Unfortunately, my ex-wife got my deck in the divorce. It's okay though. I wasn't using it much, if at all.
Yet, my deck wasn't anything compared to your deck, T. You've also got some HUGE tires! Very impressive! When I was married, my tires went flat. It's okay though. She got those in the divorce too!
David
Everytime there's a special they say I have to make up for the lost revenue.
