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Bah! I hear Dr. Pam started taking meds after our last session. I am not sure what happened though.
I remember her putting me under hypnosis. She spoke softly. I counted backwards. I could hear a clock ticking in the background. Then, I gasped, "TexasT!". Next thing I know, I am waking up. Dr Pam is huddled in the corner, shaking violently and mumbling. I tried to listen but, I couldn't make out much. I was able to catch the words "Texas", "tractor" and "cow". I threw on my jacket and ran out of the room.
Dr. Pam no longer returns my calls.
Yeah, she was truly traumatized. Poor thing.
She says you graphically professed your love for Mrs T In Law.
Someone can have my drinks of moonshine, ill just stick to the chicken and dumplings.
Well, ya all come right along. Don't forget to bring warm clothes, snow boots,shovels and snow mobiles. Oh yeah, remember to bring lots of matches. I know we don't smoke anymore so they are bound to be scarce, but they are needed to keep the fire pit going. I'm starting to run out of all my old cigarette lighters. Can't hold them for long enuff to get the fire going so I've just been tossing them in.....then run like hell. When those things go, its like hunting season and 4th of July all rolled into one. Keeps ya hopping tho. Oh, and bring flashlights. When those city slicker drivers get on these icy roads they tend to keep hitting the electric pole, so it knocks out power for a while. Wish they'd learn to drive.
wv
p.s. When you are driving down my lane....go real slow. There is a hugh ravine and wouldn't want anyone to slip into it. Won't be able to get ya'all out until the spring thaw.
wv
p.s. When you are driving down my lane....go real slow. There is a hugh ravine and wouldn't want anyone to slip into it. Won't be able to get ya'all out until the spring thaw.
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wv, hon, as much as I dearly love chickin and dumplings, I'm going to have to pass on your kind offer to come up there to eat. I'm afraid I'd be one of those people with their vehicle wrapped around a power pole.
Its supposed to be close to 70 degrees here tomorrow and 75 on Tuesday with nighttime temps in the mid-50's. Why don't you just grab a pot of dumplings and one of those jugs and just c'mon down here?
Oh, and isn't it nice to have kinfolk on the police force?
Its supposed to be close to 70 degrees here tomorrow and 75 on Tuesday with nighttime temps in the mid-50's. Why don't you just grab a pot of dumplings and one of those jugs and just c'mon down here?
Oh, and isn't it nice to have kinfolk on the police force?
That's ok T. Guess you just ain't into slipping & sliding on ice. It can be quite fun if you know how to do it. Otherwise, you might end up in traction and we would'nt want that. I prolly can't get outta here until the springtime anyhoo.
As far as the kinfolk.....yes and no. While he looks after me....he also blabs alot. Can't keep nuttin secret round here. But it is fun trying.
wv
Yeah, she was truly traumatized. Poor thing.
There you go again, back on the subject of Mrs. T-in-law. How long are you going to continue these games before you get down on one knee and make an honest woman of her?! You keep talking about everyone except you but, you know you can't get her out of your mind!
There you go again, back on the subject of Mrs. T-in-law. How long are you going to continue these games before you get down on one knee and make an honest woman of her?! You keep talking about everyone except you but, you know you can't get her out of your mind!
Isn't true, yearning love a beautiful thing, especially at this time of year? *sniff* *sniff*
I don't see TT around spreading any mischief. Today must be the day LD and Mrs T In Law are getting hitched.
Yuck on the moonshine. I want chicken and dumplings, with homemade biscuits!
Love the new avatar! Is that the cow that's moving to Chicago to be Ab's pet? If so, I think it's really nice of you to drive her there.
Nah, just taking a cow for a Sunday drive. I have very contented cows. They love to go for a ride and stop by Dairy Queen.
(Get it? DAIRY Queen?)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, oohhhhhhh, that's too funny.
(Get it? DAIRY Queen?)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, oohhhhhhh, that's too funny.
City girl...hey, I'm finally moving up in the world!
Well, as "city" as a person living in east central Illinois can be .... hummm, you know, I've been through that part of the country and you really should know those horns don't honk. I'll bet you're woofing me and knew that all the time!
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