Vaped in another bar.. Met a foxy broad, too

[THE]

On my way into this place this little woman asks me if I have a Menthol cigarette... well I don't, because I don't buy my Newports any more.. So I'm telling her, no, but I got this ... Had my E-cig with a nice strong menthol mix I made.

She was adorable she says OMG I LOVE THIS and was all over me for my phone number and asking me if I can get her one. I'm playing that off with the "I don't have any friends in Kansas, I don't see women from here." (which I mean)

Then she asks if you can vape and I'm telling her about my lady friend in Cali who does that.. and that you can vape alcohol. She's all wide eyed and amazed

So I go in.. get my Bourbon and Coca Cola and my Budweiser.. And make myself disappear to the pool room which is empty.. to enjoy my drinks and vaping BY MYSELF ALONE.. Put my feet up and enjoyed to an EXTENT

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She finally did catch me on the way out and get my number out of me

The kicker was this one mountain of a man I use to play poker with was there... helluva guy, sure was good to see him. Guess he's her best friend. I gave HIM my number WILLINGLY. He said he ain't played cards much in the last couple years. Neither have I. I'd LOVE to find some people with the to play with me around here.

Anyway I met a just adorable little angel and hopefully can help save her some hell by getting her away from smoking. Also was telling the lady who owns the place all about e-cigs. Sure was good to see her, too. Her and her husband are great people.

 

[firefox335]

I love how you call her a "Foxy Broad." Sounds like something Sam Spade would say.

PS: You have GOOD taste in music, sir!

 

[THE]

I love how you call her a "Foxy Broad." Sounds like something Sam Spade would say.

PS: You have GOOD taste in music, sir!

She was just ADORABLE!! Sam Spade? Thanks, I think

As for the music ... Thanks for noticing

 

[Israfil]

The, even on my best days I don't have the skill with the ladies that you seem to. Certainly I haven't got the skills for quantity. Perhaps I need to delve back into the old school terms too... I should find myself a Dame, and we can guzzle down some giggle juice and maybe a few electric snipes. Maybe end the night by pitchin woo, long as she's no dead hoofer.

A night like that would be damn nobby.

 

[AlphaTau99]

Foxy

How foxy IS "foxy...." just kind of "meh" foxy? OMG foxy?

Why do I get the impression I'ma want to kick you in the shins for playing hard to get.

 

[THE]

The, even on my best days I don't have the skill with the ladies that you seem to. Certainly I haven't got the skills for quantity. Perhaps I need to delve back into the old school terms too... I should find myself a Dame, and we can guzzle down some giggle juice and maybe a few electric snipes. Maybe end the night by pitchin woo, long as she's no dead hoofer.

A night like that would be damn nobby.

I love your posts, man. LoL over here!!
Don't feel bad.. Most women in this state HATE me!!
And never forget .. it's all about quality, never about quantity (less it's money!)

 

[THE]

How foxy IS "foxy...." just kind of "meh" foxy? OMG foxy?

Why do I get the impression I'ma want to kick you in the shins for playing hard to get.

I had to delete my explanation.. It's a GOOD thing..

 

[Israfil]

....I've just noticed that your posts are at six hundred and sixty six....
Now I understand the skill with the ladies.
YouTube - The Number of the Beast LYRICS

I think I'm startin to have "sympathy for the devil"

 

[NJLG]

Hey, THE. This is a little random, but, I'm sure you know, as a vaper, choosing the small companies that make a quality product over the large companies (Blu, Volcano) that make their money from advertising the crap out of a low quality product is what everyone who truly wants a good experience out of vaping does! I'm trying to draw the similarity to beer I suggest you watch Beer Wars. I cringe at the thought of a fellow vaper subjecting themselves to that watered down excuse for beer. The three main beer companies are monopolizing the beer industry, using lobbyists and political clout to put honest, passionate local business owners out of business. Interesting documentary! Thanks to it, I drink a lot better beer now, and I vote with my money only for people who deserve it.

btw, Nice one, Israfil XD

 

[DC2]

I guess it must be nice to not be married.
I'm not allowed to meet "foxy broads".

 

[THE]

Being married to a loyal trustworthy woman is better than being a billionaire...
Okay well, it's comparable

I know that a-lot of people don't like American beer.. and Budweiser isn't even American any more.. But I hate beer anyway .. except for that and Olde English

It's definitely tough to explain e-smoking to someone who tried a mainstream garbage product... that is for sure

 

[garyinco]

This thread is worthless without pics

 

[Israfil]

Gary, this thread contains the number of the beast, The's post count was 666, and it contains some of ye olde 1930s terms. ^_^ Makes it pretty epic imo.

Honestly...I'd give just about anything to be married to a good woman.. guess not everyone is cut out for the single life. Oh well, life goes on.

 

[MaxUT]

But I hate beer anyway .. except for that and Olde English

I used to drink Olde English when I was poor and wanted to get roaring drunk. Three quarts of that evil brew consumed in a short amount of time will do that to a person.

Olde English: the beer that hates you !

 

[whiskey]

Thats Super THE....congrats

 

[THE]

Gary, this thread contains the number of the beast, The's post count was 666, and it contains some of ye olde 1930s terms. ^_^ Makes it pretty epic imo.

Honestly...I'd give just about anything to be married to a good woman.. guess not everyone is cut out for the single life. Oh well, life goes on.

I like old style things
Look up Imelda May and Leyla Rose
Burlesque, tommy guns, chromed out cars... MY TIME

I would have made a perfect gangster before they because bangers
When things were organized, that was the days

Now the government is the one that's organized
Well always was but to a small extent

 

[THE]

I used to drink Olde English when I was poor and wanted to get roaring drunk. Three quarts of that evil brew consumed in a short amount of time will do that to a person.

Olde English: the beer that hates you !

$3.50 for a six pack... Good stuff

 

[THE]

Thats Super THE....congrats

Thank you Ms. Whiskey

 

[firefox335]

I like Budweiser, but it's only good when it's ice cold. Made the mistake of ordering it from a bar whose taps weren't cold. Uggh! Now I usually only order AmberBock or some other red beer. The Reds taste pretty good even if they're not that cold. We used to have a local micro brewery that did a raspberry ale. I really wish it was still open. Micro Breweries really do the best beer.