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Dudes, you totally missed the point of my post.

Cooties. Think about it. Cooties. Did you ever hear about them before fog machines were invented? No, you did not(*).

Clearly, with the spread of the PV, we're seriously endangering the children with the risk of a cooties outbreak.

*Factually, the fog machine was invented in the 1960's, long before that soldiers used the term "cooties" to mean "lice." Cooties in its modern usage started in the 1950's. (The More You Know graphic here)
 

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Dudes, you totally missed the point of my post.

Cooties. Think about it. Cooties. Did you ever hear about them before fog machines were invented? No, you did not(*).

Clearly, with the spread of the PV, we're seriously endangering the children with the risk of a cooties outbreak.

*Factually, the fog machine was invented in the 1960's, long before that soldiers used the term "cooties" to mean "lice." Cooties in its modern usage started in the 1950's. (The More You Know graphic here)

You are so full of it! Cooties is something you get from GIRLS! (In elementary school, anyway, which is the only context in which I have heard it used....)
 
You are so full of it! Cooties is something you get from GIRLS! (In elementary school, anyway, which is the only context in which I have heard it used....)

Not true, not true! You'se gets cooties from the other ones, so them girls gets it from boys and the boys gets it from girls!

So boys and girls vaping together they spreads the COOTIES! You don' know nuthin!

Cootie shot, cootie shot!

(Oh, dear, are we about to start a flame war over cooties? I should hope not)
 

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Not true, not true! You'se gets cooties from the other ones, so them girls gets it from boys and the boys gets it from girls!

So boys and girls vaping together they spreads the COOTIES! You don' know nuthin!

Cootie shot, cootie shot!

(Oh, dear, are we about to start a flame war over cooties? I should hope not)
Cootie Shot, no backsies!
 

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That's odd ... I thought Cooties were something you played games with ... :laugh:

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Just about all points are covered in this thread, especially "Cooties." Yes, the girls at my elementary school also had them. :)

Along with the OPs post, I've heard Strep throat can be spread through vaping and told by a gal puffing on her cigarette that pneumonia WILL be caused by vaping.

You just gotta love 'em, don't you?
 
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Just about all points are covered in this thread, especially "Cooties." Yes, the girls at my elementary school also had them. :)

You cannot be too aware of the clear and present Cootie danger. Please be sure to tell your friends, neighbors, and family to beware of cooties.

Along with the OPs post, I've heard Strep throat can be spread through vaping and told by a gal puffing on her cigarette that pneumonia WILL be caused by vaping.

I tend to get the much more ominous, "I've heard bad things about those." This is usually delivered whilst they're smoking a cigarette.
 

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You cannot be too aware of the clear and present Cootie danger. Please be sure to tell your friends, neighbors, and family to beware of cooties.



I tend to get the much more ominous, "I've heard bad things about those." This is usually delivered whilst they're smoking a cigarette.

Cooties are a gateway to cholera!:D
 

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My brother walked in the house today and saw me Vaping happily away. He stopped and looked at me, before saying something along the lines of "Put that down and just smoke normal cigarettes, mate - they're linked to Cholera". Cholera? Where did that come from? Unfortunately these remarks are becoming a common occurrence for me: two or three of my social group have also stated that e-cigs are unhealthily and almost as bad for you as smoking.

I sometimes have to really resist the urge to laugh in their face . . .


First and foremost, you've got to stop resisting that urge to laugh in their faces!


Seriously, mockery is sometimes the only way to penetrate such denseness.
 

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I heard ... someone said ... read it somewhere ... a friend of friend has an uncloe whose brother in law's friend ...

such is the stuff to make urban legends and binary manure from.

Perfect subjects for a government hat has long ago ceased to be by the people and for the people.
'Formatting', 'spin doctoring', 'public relations' ... got many names for it.
But what it all boils down to is the bad ole-fashioned mind....... .

Can't help it if peeps insist on their stupidity.
 

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Isn't this how urban legends get started? Some ignorant (ignorance is not stupidity BTW) fool gets a hairbrained idea and before you know it, there is a reality show searching for the aliens that brought the technology for vaping to the earth. Sounds absurd when you put it like that huh? That is how the media likes to spin it anyway! I saw a segment the other morning about kids dying from drinking e-juice. What they failed to mention is that if a child eats a cigarette, the same thing can happen. Lord knows we don't want the public to know that one. Do we?

Haha, spot on. Though I'd definitely find it easier to eat a cigarette - unpleasant but nothing compared to the pain of just getting one drop of eliquid on your tongue.
 

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Pfft! If I predicated my life upon what others said or thought, I would be...Someone else! And probably just as much of a miserable busy body too, which is really not cool.

Seriously, I educate when I am able, as far as my patience and their willingness to learn allow. Other than that, It's my life. I will take my chances. YMMV
 

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Isn't this how urban legends get started? Some ignorant (ignorance is not stupidity BTW) fool gets a hairbrained idea and before you know it, there is a reality show searching for the aliens that brought the technology for vaping to the earth. Sounds absurd when you put it like that huh? That is how the media likes to spin it anyway! I saw a segment the other morning about kids dying from drinking e-juice. What they failed to mention is that if a child eats a cigarette, the same thing can happen. Lord knows we don't want the public to know that one. Do we?

Hey wait... are you saying aliens created vaping as a means of putting tracer nanites our bodies? So they can easily distinguish the cleverer vapers from the general population... for probing purposes? Are my bodily fluids in jeopardy?

Stop the press!
 

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From the CDC website:

Cholera is an acute, diarrheal illness caused by infection of the intestine with the bacterium Vibrio cholerae.

The cholera bacterium is usually found in water or food sources that have been contaminated by feces (poop) from a person infected with cholera. Cholera is most likely to be found and spread in places with inadequate water treatment, poor sanitation, and inadequate hygiene.


A person can get cholera by drinking water or eating food contaminated with the cholera bacterium. In an epidemic, the source of the contamination is usually the feces of an infected person that contaminates water and/or food. The disease can spread rapidly in areas with inadequate treatment of sewage and drinking water. The disease is not likely to spread directly from one person to another; therefore, casual contact with an infected person is not a risk for becoming ill.


Individuals living in places with inadequate water treatment, poor sanitation, and inadequate hygiene are at a greater risk for cholera.



Unless you have feces in your eliquid I doubt you'll get cholera.
 

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maybe we should get his brother and yous sister together and put them in between 2 sheets of glass and start an ANTZ Farm ;)

NO NO NO!!!! Its ideas like this that cause outbreaks. should one escape it is cause for great panic, as they reproduce by the thousands. We have been working to contain and eradicate the ANTZ epidemic wery hard. Of the methods that have been tried most are slow to take effect. Once established, invasive species can and will do great harm. Take the Brown Tree Snake on Guam, or Pythons in Florida for example........
 

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NO NO NO!!!! Its ideas like this that cause outbreaks. should one escape it is cause for great panic, as they reproduce by the thousands. We have been working to contain and eradicate the ANTZ epidemic wery hard. Of the methods that have been tried most are slow to take effect. Once established, invasive species can and will do great harm. Take the Brown Tree Snake on Guam, or Pythons in Florida for example........

we need to find some very responsible people to maintain the farm, make sure they dont get out.... and besides most farms die out in 3-5 weeks anyway. :)
 
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