We need some laugh in here, joke of the day

[DonDaBoomVape]

I love reading jokes; and there have been some funny ones in this thread (some not so much). Unfortunately I never remember one well enough to tell it effectively. But there is this riddle I've stumped a lot of people with over the years.

Before you read it, I have a request. If you've heard it before or you have an immediate insight to the solution, please don't blurt it out (via a post here). PM me instead. I'd like to give anyone, who chooses to, a chance to ponder it. OK? Here's the riddle:

Bobby and his father are in a horrible car accident that instantly kills Bobby's father.
Bobby himself is seriously injured and rushed to the hospital.
The surgeon takes one look at Bobby on the operating table and says: "Oh my God! I can't operate on this boy. He's my son!"
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How can this be?

So, if you're interested, PM me with your solution or even if you're stumped. I'll confirm or correct your answer, then report back here in a few days with the intended solution ... as well as with the interesting answers received (and there have been some doozies).

 

[Liscab]

I read it three times cause I am not too fast with english, but I got the soultion.I pm,ed you.
you should post most like this

 

[Liscab]

Here goes mine:

The Prisoner
A prisoner is told If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you. What can he say to save himself?

 

[Shatosa]

Do you know what lies at the bottom of the ocean and quivers??? A nervous wreck. :::running fast to escape the lynch mob:::



The best is yet to come . . . turn the page!

 

[nycityjeff]

That is NOT funny and it is extremely offensive and if you find it funny than you are an anti-Semite no matter how much you say you aren't. It's an offensive stereotype that has no basis in reality whatsoever.

 

[nycityjeff]

And i have taken the liberty of reporting your post to the board administrators. That type of filthy bigotry has no place here. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[mjones]

What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common.

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons

 

[Shatosa]

Do you know what the Starship Enterprise needs to run efficiently? Spock plugs! :::rimshot:::


The best is yet to come . . . turn the page!

 

[Mac]

Here goes mine:

The Prisoner
A prisoner is told If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you. What can he say to save himself?

Nothing. The answer is that from that day forward the prisoner must take a monastic vow of silence.

 

[nycityjeff]

Here goes mine:

The Prisoner
A prisoner is told If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you. What can he say to save himself?

I always lie.

 

[Shatosa]

Do you know why the skeleton at the party was sad? Because he had no body to dance with


The best is yet to come . . . turn the page!

 

[Ashhead]

When I die, I wish to go quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and carrying on like his passengers.

 

[gashin]

You should be ashamed for taking it so offensively. I have several Jewish friends (including an Orthodox Jew) and they all laughed at this joke. I don't know why you're taking it so bad when even Jewish comedians have made far worst jokes against your people. I'm anti-semetic? Then why do I have Jewish friends and always defended Israel in arguments with Muslims at my school? (I even had a huge debate with a liberal former-Jewish roommate who was anti-Israel and denied that the Jews were both an ethnic and religious group). Stop making assumptions based on one joke, because then you'll have to start bringing down members of your own people who have attacked Jews... in fact here's a list of 7,000 of them http://www.masada2000.org/****-list.html. replace the **** with the word that starts with an 's" and ends with 't'

That is NOT funny and it is extremely offensive and if you find it funny than you are an anti-Semite no matter how much you say you aren't. It's an offensive stereotype that has no basis in reality whatsoever.

 

[alsmom]

woah, it was fun until NOW! ouch, not taking sides, never gt to see the joke, but peace to all.

 

[MightoftheWest]

okay no one cry racism

An Italian, a Jew, and a Greek die at the same time and find themselves at the pearly gates, and Saint Peter finds that these guys werent so bad so he says you all can have one more chance if you give up the thing you love the most. So puff they find themselves in NYC and they start walking down the street. The Italian smells a pizza shop and his heart starts pounding, his nostrils start to flare and he runs in the place. As he takes the first bit puff he is gone. The Jew and the Greek are more wary now and keep walking. The Jew sees a coin rolling across his way... his heart starts a pounding, his nostrils start to flare and as he bends down to pick it up the Greek disappears!

 

[whistlrr]

oops nm. thought I had got into PM not the post

I was trying to PM the answer to DonDaBoomVape about his riddle (accidentally replied here instead), but now that I have this accidental post here so I'll try to tell my favorite joke

Quasimodo became so rich and famous from all the books and movies made about him that he decided to give his career as bell ringer of Notre Dame and hire somebody instead and he put out an advert

A guy with no arms comes in and tells him
"Hi, I'm here about the job"
Quasimodo sizes him up, observing the absense of arms and says
"well I don't know, son, I mean you have to be able to pull the rope to ring the bell and..."
the guy interrupts "no I can do it you'll see!" and suddenly smashes his head into the bell
Well Quasi's a bit taken back by this and after a moment says "well that's really good.. there.. but..."
the guy says "no no you'll see, you'll hire me on the spot!" and takes a few steps back and takes another charge at the bell
Quasi says "listen, son, thanks and we'll give you a call if..."
The guy says "no, look I can do it!" and goes to dash back farther for another round but unfortunately falls completely out of the bell tower

Later the French police arrive and call up to Quasimodo "Hey Quasi, you know this guy's name?"

Quasi replies, "No, but his face sure rings a bell!"




Disclaimer:
No offense meant to Quasimodo, any other 'hunchbacks,' armless people or any other amputees, any other disabled people, French police (or any other French people), or bells, bellltowers, or ropes

 

[Liscab]

I have a very good one about a cuban girl:

but I would'nt dare to post it

I don't want to be banned

 

[whistlrr]

I have a very good one about a cuban girl:

but I would'nt dare to post it

I don't want to be banned

I hear you (I remember a bunch of Polish jokes, as told by my own Polish relatives and some of them are pretty funny) but I wouldn't dare

 

[Liscab]

OK from now own all joke have to be edited, if your joke is about a woman a man or a gay or an ET just rename it as what ever you please, a joke is a joke.
I am just kidding ,do what ever you want , do it at your own risk but make me laugh, the modder will say

 

[Lightgeoduck]

Ok there was a jewish cat and a catholic dog taking a bath
that cat says to the dog: Can you please pass the soap
the dog says:WHAT!DO I LOOK LIKE A REFRIGERATOR???

LMAO....HEHE

the cat's or the dog's religious preference is unimportant....hehehe