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[mauisun]

You know, I was really thinking that MN heading to AZ was a good thing. But now, I am not so sure. MN is so young and impressionable. Sending her to David is like sending her into the Lion's Den. Poor MN. We knew her before the corruption occurred!

lol are you kidding me? MN has already been here and went back home to take care of her old kitty. Trust me, I got 5 bucks on her brain pan against anyone out there

 

[LordDavon]

David, the more I get to know you, the more alike we are. I fear for MN now. She may have met her match in you!

 

[TexasT]

Trust me, I got 5 bucks on her brain pan against anyone out there

I'll drink to THAT!

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

I'll drink to THAT!

Hey! Isn't that suppose to be :I'll VAPE to that"! (remember where we are?) and of course a little liquid refreshement is good too. I wonder if David and Pam are going to have coffee, colas and finger foods in their vaping lounge? I get real thirsty with all this vaping.


wv

 

[Denrock316]

Some nice filtered or bottled water is gonna be needed for sure. Colas and coffee are nice too but not quite as good at keeping you hydrated.

PS- I almost think I remember them mentioning having beer on tap, can't remember for sure though.

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

Some nice filtered or bottled water is gonna be needed for sure. Colas and coffee are nice too but not quite as good at keeping you hydrated.

No but they sure do taste a lot better.

 

[ab357]

You're right WV, I must have my Pepsi as I vape.

 

[TexasT]

You know, as I sit here vaping on some Tiramisu dated 9/15/10 (that's 2 months ab) , I got to looking around and I see some FreedomSmoke dated 8/4/10 and some Orange dated 7/30/10 (I just vaped some of that Orange yesterday) and I wonder what the oldest is that I have.

I see some Wyatt Earp from August, Maple Syrup and French Toast from early September, hummm, I have a valuable stash sitting here. And just placed two more orders to sit and steep while I continue to work on these.

Oh, and that's just here on my desk. The big stash is on the shelf in my bookcase.

Well, I think I'll just have me some more iced tea my honey brews herself and contemplate all this while I sit back and vape that Tiramisu. Nice stuff!

 

[ab357]

er, TT... what time do you drop off and pick up the Mrs from her job at the Lube Rack again?

 

[TexasT]

er, TT... what time do you drop off and pick up the Mrs from her job at the Lube Rack again?

7 am and 7 pm. But my mean, man-eating, vicious guard dog Yorkie, Max, is here guarding my stash. So don't go gettin no ideas.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Don't they realize that you have a life outside of FB??? I mean, we need you here at ECF! HA!

Just tell them that we love you more!

I think they figured it out since I hardly post on there! I'm sure that some are wondering who my new friends (FSUSA) are! I don't need my old friends since I have all my junkie friends now.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

You shoulda bought more during the Black Friday sales.

You know me - of course I bought more!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Cus my dr wanted me to look like a freak lol. No, I broke the tip of my tibia (tibial plateau fracture) and this was the only way to fix it. The other option was to "fillet" my entire shin, go in, repair it, staple it, then put a cast on top of that. The dr did the surgery and then realized the fixator was the way to go. I was VERY freaked out when I woke up from surgery and saw this! I don't remember much of that week in the hospital, but I guess I chewed the dr out BAD and they pretty much had to keep me drugged up and sedated while I was there. Horrible nightmare. My BFF even took pics of my leg, posted it on facebook, and a message to all of our friends "One of our girls down"- OMG. I was so mad, but then realized she had good intentions. I am blessed with wonderful family and friends and this for sure put them all to the test, because I was pretty mean to everyone and they still came to see me everyday.....awwwww

Ouch! Omg - so your BFF posted pics of your leg on fb? That's so funny!

 

[ab357]

You really should take Max with you. So you won't get lonely on the ride back

 

[vaporgalinfla]

I know what you mean LordDavon. I'm pretty smart on that stuff because I took me one of them collage courses on the computer one time. Maybe vaporgalinfla was my teacher.
Anyhow, they wanted to know all about my life experiences and I had to send them $198.oo and I had to write down about all the places I worked at.

So I told them about working cows, pulling calves, and that time when I was real broke and got that job at the Dollar Store because they fried me from Whattaburger because I kept calling all the customers "fatty" and "burger ....." I was jus being neighborly.

So, it was real hard and I told that teacher I was pregnant for two years and I think she believed me. She was a case, now. So anyhow, they sent me a paper that said it was a Degree and that I was a doctor. I did OB/GYN for a while but it wasn't fun like I thought it would be so I started doing external fixator devices.

Ha, ha, those people used to give me money for that and that's how I bought my cows. I thought about being a doctor on the television set and was going to call myself Dr.Feel and sit around and talk to people about how messed up they was but some ball headed old boy beat me to that one.

So when you see me say Dr. T's office is open for business, just stop right in and I'll fix up what ails ya.

So you were my student that was pregnant for two years? Oh no, can't be, I would never ask students to tell me their life experience (horrors!).

Glad you got your degree though! Too bad that the OB/GYN didn't work out though. How do you like doing the external fixator devices? Or have you moved on to something else now?

 

[TexasT]

Right now I'm doing consulting work for the guys at the Feed Store and up at the Coffee Shop.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Right now I'm doing consulting work for the guys at the Feed Store and up at the Coffee Shop.

That sounds very promising and lucrative! How much do they pay you?

 

[mauisun]

sounds very lucrative, there is alot of money in hog bellies, have you checked the market lately?

 

[TexasT]

That sounds very promising and lucrative! How much do they pay you?

Its kind of a community service. I sit around and talk to these old guys and physoctic-analyze them and help them with all my good advice. But sometimes they buy the coffee if they have any money.

 

[Heartbskts]

So, it was real hard and I told that teacher I was pregnant for two years and I think she believed me. She was a case, now. So anyhow, they sent me a paper that said it was a Degree and that I was a doctor. I did OB/GYN for a while but it wasn't fun like I thought it would be so I started doing external fixator devices.

TexasT- and how did ya like doin the external fixators? Were those fun for you with the torque wrench things and all? Sorry- I'm a little sensitive with this subject, that's all